50 Cent Wants You to Stop Masturbating, Outlines Four-Step Plan
by Free Britney at .If you think you pleasure yourself to completion too often, 50 Cent agrees. According to the rapper, so does the Bible. God is watching you LOL!
No, seriously. Fiddy Tweeted a simple, four-step “stop-masturbating” plan last night.
The man who's been shot nine times doesn't want you to get caught sinning. So, better get on board or you know where you're going when this is all over.
His four-step program:
There you have it, in the words of a true humanitarian and self-help guru.
Basically, quit ogling peeps on the street and case spending time and money on establishments, publications and websites designed to facilitate masturbation. Truly enlightening.
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Comments (5 Total)
Who wants a goooooooooooooooooooooood pic of my tits
LoL Im 5 cents richer than you >:D
Thank you, Fiddy, for your unwavering leadership. I don't know what to do or think until I've read you're latest tweet.
50 Cent wants us not to "sin" yet he promotes it. Anyone remember his Candy Shop video? Hypocrisy at it's finest.
yeah true talk man. masturbation is a sin but you know what's holy and good, people? father kids out of wedlock, have indiscriminate careless sex with a legion of partners. thumbs up 50