"Wow, this Ryan Lochte has some great abs."
"Kristen Stewart, wow, never would've guessed she had it in her."
I knew I shouldn't have looked at this pic of Kim K. I should get a gold medal for this.
Look at me now bitch.
Who the hell is william? Why would this goofball get to hold the Olympic torch? He looks like the most athletic thing that he has ever done is tie his shoelaces!
Forget the five rings. I've got one ring I need to answer right now!
Oh say, yes, I can see bars!
I am so proud to be holding this torch, yes, I am really holding it right now!!
"Hey Fergie...guess what I'm holding in my hand right now?!?"
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