new text message from mom... "dinner's ready."
*texting to his mom*
will-i-am: mom no i don't want peas for dinner. i got to go im holding this torch. i don't want to burn myself because i know i will drop it and everybody in the crowd will start saying, "drop it like its hot."
mom: Boy you better not back-sass me.
will-i-am: mom, have you been watching Madea again.
mom: sorry, wrong person. i was trying to send it to the POPO, but all they could say was YOLO.
T-pain Who??? I carry the torch for hottest beats!!!!
Will-I-Am-I bet someone is going to take a picture of me doing this, and tell people to caption it, and then we can read the same caption 900 times about me saying "OH MY GOSH I AM HOLDING A TORCH MOM!" You know why? Because people are SO original ;)
Let's get it started... Let's get it started in here!
My dad went to London aNd all I got was this lousy torch...
*sending new tweet*
Walking .0000001 miles a minute carrying this heavy ass torch! Hope I don't sneeze or this place is gonna go "Boom Boom Pow!"
*tweet sent successfully*
I better hurry up and update twitter!!! Otherwise nobody will know that I'm carrying the Olympic torch in front of millions of people!
'Liar liar pants on fire.' I'm going to light you up!
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