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hold up, hold up. i just got this funny a** tweet talking about this guy holding the torch but whats on his phone is way more interesting

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Give me just a sec here, while I text all my buddies about me lighting the Olympic torch.....

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im in the Olympic's opening ceremonies holding the torch but what im looking at om my phone is way more interesting

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Torch? Man this be a big ass blunt lighting my way to london yo!

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Come on baby, let me light your fire.

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Hey baby, let me just finish carrying this torch right quick and then I'll come scoop ya up!!

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Hey mom look how I torched my hair I did my pubs too

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Yea mon. Dis job comes wit special benefits and I only have to work one day every four years. I can probably git a job jus like it for you too mon.

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Does this torch make my butt look big?

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Someone please call 9-1-1... whoops, wrong singer.



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