The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Pirate Booty Call

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The Real Housewives of New York City head to St. Barts for a girls week but did a fun filled night turn into a "Pirate Booty Call" for one housewife?

We break down the lies, confessions, and speculation here in THG's +/- recap.

The ladies fly into to St. Barts and I must agree with Aviva and Carole.  That looks like a small plane and a bumpy ride.  Plus 10 to Carole for holding it together given her history.

The island is gorgeous. The house is beautiful and the chef is hot.  Plus 8.  What more can you ask for from a vacation?

Well, apparently admiring the eye candy isn't enough for some but we'll get to that in a bit.

Sonja & Ramona Drink

Plus 15 goes to Carole.  Love her analogy about dealing with Ramona.  Sometimes in order to avoid the toddler tantrum you just give her the lollipop.  In this case Ramona got the master suite. 

Of course she and Sonja decide to share not only the room but the bed.  Minus 7.  These two can't seem to spend ten minutes apart from one another or their favorite drink but I guess it is a girls vacation. 

Sonja says she'll be the buffer between Ramona and well, basically everybody else but especially Heather.  Minus 9.  Perhaps she would have done a better job is she hadn't been drunk most of the time.  And I'm with Heather.  I'm tired of hearing about this nonexistent toaster oven.  I have a toaster oven at home.  They're really not all that exciting. 

Maybe I just need to buy Sonja's cook book.

Poor Heather runs smack into a glass wall and damn near breaks her nose.  I suppose that's the price you pay for enjoying those killer views.  Plus 8 because she readily laughed at her own klutziness.  

For a girl's week there were certainly a lot of men in the picture.  First Carole's boyfriend Russ shows up and plus 10, because he is a hottie and he handles the ladies drunken craziness well. 

Sonja on the other hand is on the hunt for a man and she's not too picky about who.  Has it been that long or is it the banana rum talking?  Unfortunately for Sonja it doesn't look like she'll be feeling anyone up other than Ramona and the poor butler who can't get away.

Sonja takes the ladies out for a night on the town that includes plenty of tequila,  some skimpy pirate outfits, and a Johnny Depp look alike.  Eventually these drunken wenches make their way home but someone's got company.

St. Barts Booty Call

Minus 15.  LuAnn and Tomas, aka Johnny Depp stumble into her room at 3am.  Oh Countess what have you done? 

In the next few scenes we watch her lie to Jacques on the phone and then try to cover her tracks with the ladies.  Perhaps she should have remembered she was wearing a mic. 

It's a small island and an even smaller house.  How long before Ramona spills the beans to Jacques?  Will the Frenchmen take it in stride or will their baby plans be put on hold?  We'll all have to check back in next week as the St. Barts adventure continues.

EPISODE TOTAL: +20! SEASON TOTAL: -309!

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I just saw the ending video of the trip and I am getting mad all over again. Aviva really messed up the trip. And since VIva has come on the scene she has Carol convinced or maybe it was her saying that Soyna and Ramona were doing nothing but drinking and chasing men. Aviva needs to watch these videos and I think she will see she needs to give both Ramona and Soyna an apology. First off Soyna is single and should be able to do what she wants without Aviva judging her, Aviva is so judgemental and I will be happy to see her go!!!!!!!!

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I am so sick of Viva. I am so tired of her. I used to like her, but after seeing her on this trip I can not stand her. Get rid of her. She is nothing but a big PAIN in the butt. She thinks she is better than everyone and she is to be listened to when she speaks. PLEASE GET RID OF HER. I would welcome Jill back in a second if you would drop Aviva. She is the no class lady treating Sonya and Romana like she did. I wanted to throw up when she said she expected Ramona to have a banner saying "YEA Viva you did it". Give me a break. She really thinks everyone should bow to her. I did not care for Heather before this, but after seeing the real Viva I love Heather.

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Aviva is the most annoying person on the show. She should take lessons from Carole on how to be dignified. Boo to Aviva.

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LuAnn is nothing more than a slut with no class. It is such a shame because she is a very pretty woman, but once you see her personality, she becomes the ugly whore that she really is. The only reason she was able to make a "hit song" is because she had the money to pay for its production., Anyone can do that. But for her to speak of class? OMG Anyway, her and Jacques together is so funny. They look more like mother and son or brother and sister. After all, they both have the same haircut! lol

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Omg George I thought the same thing when I saw that. I had a friend that had a bad actiq habit. She had those stick laying all over her house. Sure looked like that's what it was to me!

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I was going to comment but then I lost interest, but since I am here have a good week everyone!

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I'm really sick of Ramona and Luann. Sonja is on the brink of wearing on my nerves. In fact, most of these ladies are starting to bore the hell out of me. And what is it that every season we have to take a trip together. This is what they do on Jersey Shore and the Real World. Luann's true lies were classic, but to be honest, I don't really care anymore. If she gets caught or not. If Jacques dumps her or not. I just wish she'd go away.

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I guess money can't buy Louann class. I am glad she got busted. She thinks she is better than anyone else. Her true colors are coming through.

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What is that stick in Sonja's mouth during makeup? Could it be Actiq (fentanyl citiate)? Maybe that explaines her oddness lately.

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Carole is my new favorite, she's adorable. Luann has sunk to an new low. Sorry Countess, but bringing home a stranger and lying about it is not "class", it's called "trashy ho".

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