SPOILER ALERT: On this Sunday's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Joe Giudice refers to his wife as a "bitch" and a "c-nt."
Really. It's all caught on tape, as Joe takes a phone call and is overheard saying very bad things about Teresa Giudice.
Considering these actions actually took place months ago, of course, we know the couple remains together and no proof of infidelity has been uncovered. But if it ever is, Teresa tells In Touch...
... "I will not be with him. I will totally leave him."
The reality star adds that she is "not stupid," which is evident by the fact that she's banked millions by spilling details of her personal life to magazines across the country.
Teresa adds that she warned Joe to never use such language around her or about her again, but also says: "I can't defend him on this. I'm hurt and disappointed by him... [yet] we'll get past this. We have to."
Pssst, Joe, take our advice: apologize to Teresa via the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She's all about that.