Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn't stand up.
The Nutley, N.J. native "showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen's XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post.
The source added that at one point, the 44-year-old mother of five became so incoherent that she "got up and tried to attack [a] drag queen.”
“We asked [Patricia Krentcil] what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’” a witness told the newspaper.
The organizers described their contingency plan for Tanning Mom getting out of hand ... and how it was put into effect within just a few minutes.
“We came up with a code word earlier: It was ‘Christmas' ... After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.”
If you missed it, Krentcil was arrested April 24 on a second-degree child endangerment charge when she allegedly took her six-year-old tanning.
According to New Jersey law (but apparently not common sense to Tanning Mom), no one 13-years-old or younger is allowed to enter the booths.
To see what she looked like before her bizarre obsession with trying to become the first-ever human raisin kicked in, check out Tanning Mom pale.