ATTENTION, GUYS: If your girlfriend is anything like this chick ... or this chick specifically, you may wanna make a run for it. Immediately if not sooner.

Of course, that's pointless, as she's guaranteed to have already attached a GPS tracking device to your car ... and possibly sewn one into your jeans.

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Attention, men around the world: THIS is now back on the market.

Actress Willa Ford and former hockey player Mike Modano announced today they are filing for divorce, with a rep exclusively telling People in a statement:

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Kim Kardashian is a bitch. Hey, we didn't say it!

That's how Kanye West has described his large-breasted fake girlfriend, Tweeting confirmation that the track "Perfect Bitch" - which he debuted during a performance in New York City last week - is, indeed, dedicated to this reality star.

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EL James is coming out with a companion album of sorts for 50 Shades of Grey ... classical style, not bow-chick-a-bow-wow, body-slapping style.

Unlike the Fifty Shades of Grey “soundtrack” playlist presented on the bestselling author’s official site, this record will feature strictly classical music.