Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

The Nutley, N.J. native "showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen's XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post.

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Legitimate rape. It's become quite a phenomenon of late, and is potentially a great form of birth control, as imagined in this hilarious viral ad ridiculing the recent comments of Republican Congressman and U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin.

Basically, if you're suffering from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (SLUT), there's a treatment that can satisfy your carnal urges AND help you not get pregnant.

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Legendary rock band Van Halen has postponed an upcoming tour of Japan because it's lead singer went under the knife this week.

Said the group in a statement: "Eddie underwent an emergency surgery for a severe bout of Diverticulitis. No further surgeries are needed and a full recovery is expected within 4 - 6 months."

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Warren Buffett turns 82 years old today, and the Oracle of Omaha marked the occasion by donating $100 million to his three kids' foundations. Yes ... $100 million.

The Berkshire Hathaway founder made the generous gift to his offspring via stock in his conglomerate. The extra amount would be worth a shade over $102 million.

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Chipotle locations around the country are feeling the heat from media and consumers over their practice of rounding up pennies to the nearest even amount.

This came to light after a few New Jersey residents recently noticed their checks at the popular restaurant were rounded up. Turns out it's not uncommon.

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