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Lindsay Lohan has escaped again. She will NOT be prosecuted for her alleged role in the theft of more than $100,000 in watches and sunglasses this month.

According to the D.A.'s office, there is insufficient evidence to bring a burglary charge against the star, despite Lohan being the prime suspect in the caper.

One key component: The D.A. feels Lindsay and Sam Magid, who owns the house that was allegedly burglarized, have had a "longstanding relationship."

Sam also did not identify the actress as a suspect and other witnesses "have refused to become involved." Also, no suspects were found with stolen property.

Case closed.

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Lindsay's assistant Gavin Doyle, who was also considered a suspect in the theft occurring a week ago Sunday, will not face prosecution either, TMZ reports.

"The District Attorney's Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken," according to a statement released by the office.

"The evidence presented to us was valued at $6,400 and included $3,000 in cash, four pairs of sunglasses, an iPod and keys to two cars and a house."

The key here is that the initial theft complaint, which included $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses, never made its way to the D.A.'s office.

Most likely this is due to the fact that Sam was not ready to go to war against LiLo, who fingered Andrew Knight (son of Suge) for the pilfering.

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It's incredible, ridiculous and disgusting: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are STILL not divorced.

Yes, readers, these multi-millionaires continue to battle it out in court, with Humphries reportedly pressing for an annulment and attempting to prove Kardashian duped him into a doomed union; and Kim responding that her ex is simply petty and fame-hungry.

But while Team Kardashian has claimed its client has been pushing for a speedy legal split all along, an insider tells Radar that the reality star is stalling the process.

Kim Kardashian Motivational Poster

"Scheduling depositions for Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner [has] been problematic, as both claim very chaotic schedules," says the source. "Kris has a right to prepare for trial, and the longer the Kardashian clan drag their feet in scheduling depositions, the longer this thing is going to go on. It's worth noting that Kris' deposition was completed almost two months ago."

In other words: if Kim wants this divorce to take place, why isn't she taking any proactive steps to make it happen? Why not just schedule her deposition?

Granted, she's been really busy these days posting important Twitter photos.

"Kris just wants the truth to come out and is dedicated to seeing this thing through," adds the mole. "He is in no rush and Kim's camp's threats of releasing hidden footage that makes him look bad and other absurd claims don't deter him."

Yes, both these people absolutely suck. But one shoulders more blame than the other for dragging out this drama. At whom do you point the finger?

 

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Thanks to the Carly Rae Jepsen smash sweeping the nation, we've been treated to a number of hilarious Call Me Maybe covers.

But Insane Clown Posse members Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have now filmed the first-ever Mystery Science 300-esque breakdown of that track's music video - and it's downright awesome.

The face-painted artists sit around and breakdown the action in front of them, from commenting on whether they'd get it on with Jepsen... to the video's unrealistic portrayal of a gardener... to the band's resemblance to the CreditScore.com guys... to the "twist" of an ending that seems to truly take the duo by surprise.

Who came up with this idea? We have no clue. But let's hope it isn't the last we see of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope serving as music video critics.

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Alexis Bellino shared "big news" via Twitter Monday. She cut her hair! OMFG!

The Real Housewives of Orange County star removed her extensions and cut her hair short. "I wanted to do this cut for over a year!" the 35-year-old wrote.

"After last season nothing scares me! Thoughts?" Vote on her best look below:

Which Hairstyle Looks Best?

Alexis Bellino: Which hairstyle looks best? View Poll »

Of course, it wouldn't be The Real Housewives of Orange County - and Alexis specifically - without drama. Gretchen Rossi had a few "thoughts" on the change.

Rossi, 33, cut her hair short last month and claims Bellino copied her. "Funny when people copy a lot of things you do!" she tweeted. "Weird or compliment?"

"I was trying to be different and have a different look than long hair, but I guess that went out the door! LOL! Funny! I didn't call the press! I just did it!"

BURN.

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Ann Romney, the wife of Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, addressed the party's convention last night to discuss life, challenges, and her husband.

"Tonight, I want to talk to you about love," the warm and engaging Mrs. Romney said, regaling the crowd with stories of the couple's courtship and marriage.

The goal of her speech: Help people understand the personal side of her husband, a successful and decent man but one who struggles to connect with voters.

Think she succeeded? Take a look below ...

Ann Romney's Republican National Convention speech was both an introduction of herself and a full-throated defense of her husband's character and values.

She touched on her struggles with multiple sclerosis and breast cancer. She defended his work ethic, saying, "I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success."

"This man will not fail," she said of her husband of 43 years, as the crowd in Tampa Bay Times Forum erupted with cheers and gave her a standing ovation.

Ann defended her husband's great success in business, offering a character testimonial to rebut attacks that paint him as aloof, wealthy and out-of-touch.

"Mitt doesn't like to talk about how he has helped others because he sees it as a privilege, not a political talking point," said the mother of five sons.

"We're no different than the millions of Americans who quietly help their neighbors, their churches and their communities. They don't do it so that others will think more of them. They do it because there is no greater joy."

Election 2012:

 

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Forget Game of Thrones for a minute. And soak in the Game of Bones!

In the hilarious video below, a dog gives us his impression of this HBO epic's beloved theme song. There may not be a map of Westeros to guide us around as the notes play, but we repeat: there's a dog barking out the music!

Watch and enjoy now:

Coming off another tremendous, suspenseful, shocking 10 episodes, the series is currently filming Game of Thrones Season 3. It premieres on March 31, 2013.

So plenty of time to catch up if you're behind! Go do it.

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We're down to six on America's Got Talent, as the NBC hit reformatted its concluding rounds this year.

Which act stood out? Which do we think could be remaining on the finale? Read on for a rundown of the latest moves, shakes, notes, impressions and grades...

The Scott Brothers

Andrew De Leon - Andrew seemed destined to make it to the semifinals even with his inexperience because of that underdog sob story. There seems to be a disconnect between his falsetto with his lower notes and he continues to lack any charisma whatsoever. He still was a strong opening to the show and hit his high note correctly.
Grade: B

Todd Oliver – After a second chance, I continue to question Todd’s material. The stage was “The Todd Oliver Show,” and while the Prince Harry joke was topical, I felt as though some of the jokes sounded familiar. The dog-based quips can only go so far for me and I’ve hit my threshold.
Grade: B-

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Introducing H.R.M. Queen Elizabeth II, O.G.

In a photo only slightly less surprising than ones of Prince Harry naked, the 86-year-old British royal family matriarch was photographed over the weekend wearing a hooded sweatshirt behind the wheel of her Range Rover. Straight chillin.

Here's the Queen in her hoddie ...

Queen Elizabeth, Hoodie

The morning shows, including Today, first ran the photo, which showed the Queen driving on her Scottish estate, Balmoral, after a grouse shoot.

Last week, the Queen was reportedly joined at the family's Scottish residence by her wild, scandal-stricken grandson, as well as his father Prince Charles.

We would love to have been a fly on the wall then.

Fun fact: Elizabeth is the only person in the U.K. who does not need a driver's license to drive, which she rarely does anyway, at least in London.

Royals ... they're just like us. Sort of a little.

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For Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham, this chapter of their cartoonishly animated book of MTV life is over.

The final episode of Teen Mom aired Tuesday night, marking the end of an era (error?) for the fab four who started it all on 16 & Pregnant.

Where did they leave things as the curtain bowed?

Let's find out in our final Teen Mom +/- recap!

Teen Mom Cast Photo

Farrah Abraham finished her first quarter of school! With straight A's! Plus 20.

She really missed Sophia, though, and made it clear she doesn't want to send her away like that anymore. She cried about this a lot, as Sophia makes her very emotional.

The little girl even noticed, calling her a "cry baby." Plus 10.

"Mommy you're a bad person." - Sophia. Plus 50.

Have you seen Farrah's "On My Own" music video? That's funnier and more revealing than anything a filler episode can really offer. Plus 50.

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Katy Perry apparently stands in solidarity with Prince Harry.

Just kidding. We so wish that were true, as it might mean Katy Perry nude and playing strip billiards. But we digress. What we're trying to get at here is that the singer appears on the cover of France's L'Officiel magazine with a striking new 'do.

Check out her new fiery orange hair below!

Katy Perry Orange Hair

While her hair of fire also conjures up images of Lindsay Lohan, Perry strikes us more as a dead ringer for Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine.

Interestingly, we also noted the big John Mayer hair switch this week. Perhaps both stars were looking for a change in the wake of their recent split.

Regarding Katy's, do you love it or totally not? Vote in our poll below!

Katy Perry's orange hair ...

 

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