Man Accuses Girlfriend of Affair After Seeing Mitt Romney Pic on Facebook Wall, Gets Arrested

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Lowell Turpin confronted his girlfriend, allegedly with violence, over an alleged affair he felt she was having with a handsome man on Facebook.

The man Crystal Gray befriended - and whose photo was on her page - was actually presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

Suspicious that his live-in girlfriend was having an affair, the Tennessee man spotted the photo of an unknown guy and quickly became irate.

Lowell Turpin Mug Shot

A flustered Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” reported Anderson County (Tenn.) Sheriff’s Department investigators.

Gray, 38, “replied that it was a picture of Mitt Romney.”

Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall is the GOP candidate for President, and has 2,904,374 other friends, Turpin was not placated.

Gray said that her boyfriend “became upset because she was attempting to communicate with friends through her Facebook account.”

In a subsequent tussle over the laptop, Gray’s hand was injured as she unsuccessfully tried to stop Turpin form smashing the computer.

Gray told deputies that Turpin, pictured in the above mug shot, also punched her in the face during the encounter, which he denies.

In any case, he's in jail, and Romney sure is handsome.

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Please forgive me for being my usual a**-wipe self! Since choosing to be a professional entitlement grabber, I spend my days on this site biting the hands that feeds me instead of standing in the employment line looking for work. I know if I was smart I'd crawl in a hole and stay there, but not possessing the brains that God gave a goose I'm here being my pissy, annoying self. Sadly, it's my greatest talent. Gee, if only I could turn it into a paying position. (sigh) Oh well.

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i think this gives us a good idea of who's going to be voting for mitt in november. Women who like him because he's "handsome," and the wise men they choose to live with. You gotta say one thing about the everyday right-wingers — they got class!

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This is what happens when mother and father are closely related before marriage!

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another reason we do not need a pretty face in the white house

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@Matty,
Would you please inform the fellow idiots in your village to stay away from social media. Please just crawl back Obama's ass where you came from.

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