Another day, another Lindsay Lohan controversy.
This time, the 26-year-old walking nightmare is being accused of trashing a vintage 38-foot trailer once belonging to the legendary Elizabeth Taylor herself.
Wait ... what?
According to CNN, Taylor fan Angel Alger bought the lavish 38-foot travel trailer, where Taylor's romance with Richard Burton began, for $50,000 in June.
However, due to previous contracts, Alger was obligated to allow the use of Taylor's trailer for the Lifetime film Liz & Dick, starring Lohan, for two days.
When the trailer was given back to Alger, there was an estimated damage of over $100,000 from cigarette burns, broken mirrors and missing furniture.
Yup, sounds about right."I was specifically told that it would come back in pristine condition and in even better condition than it was at that time," she said of the vandalism.
Alger adds, "Only a psychotic and rebellious person or people would steal irreplaceable museum belongings and leave it in this vandalized condition."
Yup, sounds about right too.
Lindsay's rep Steve Honig slams the idea that his client, a huge fan of Taylor, would do such a thing, saying, "You should ask the producers about it."
It does seem hard to believe LiLo would do that, or stiff a hotel out of $46,000, or steal $100,000 in valuables from a guy's house, or rob a jewelry store, or crash into an 18-wheeler and lie about it, or pass out so hard people call 911, or ...