Attention, Lady Gaga fans ... even if you mean no harm, do not go charging at her at full speed asking for autographs unless you want to eat cement.
In Bucharest, Romania, one found this out the hard way.
Mother Monster was walking through her hotel when an excited fan rushed her and got DROPPED by her bodyguard in about two seconds.
Guy definitely earned his paycheck this week:
Lady Gaga was walking calmly and admiring her many fans, waving and saying hello, but recoiled when she saw the man lunging out of nowhere.
Maybe she thought it was PETA coming at her.
In any case, after the prompt takedown, the overzealous fan was kicked out of the hotel and the singer went about her sure-to-be controversial day.