Kourtney Kardashian (Allegedly) Kicks Scott Out!!!

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In Touch Weekly is aiming to win the Pulitzer Prize for imaginary Kardashian coverage.

A week after running a cover story that claimed Scott Disick was back on cocaine, the tabloid has pretended to do even more research into this soridd situation, following up that cover tale with one claiming Kourtney has kicked her baby daddy out.

Farewell, Scott Disick!

"Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments" when Kourtney & Kim Take Miami returns this fall, an insider says, raising the question:

There's gonna be another season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami?!?

Kourtney is allegedly sick of Disick's constant partying and irresponsible behavior, but friends wonder whether this move is really the answer. One says:

“Scott’s friends in Miami are partiers, and they’re all in the club scene - so he’ll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he’ll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing.... There’s going to be a lot of drama."

It's almost as if E! planned it this way or something.

We'd feel terrible for poor little Penelope Scotland. If the story were remotely true.

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Why does anyone care about this "turd" of a family: Scott is gay. Lamar is gay. Bruce is gay. Khloe is a man. Kim is a prostitute. Kourtney is a moron. Kris is everyones pimp.

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That's what she gets for making a baby with a rich douchebag!

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There was never a first season of Kim and Kourtney in Miami.
It was Khloe and Kourtney.

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Nothing but a pr stunt. That girl is the dumbest of the bunch.

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