Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Tales From the Krypt

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

Kourtney is forced to buy a nearly identical fish each time her goldfish floats to the top, so Mason won't realize that it died ... kids are the best. Plus 20.

Bruce persuades Kourt to teach Mason about death with a book. Wonder if he'll teach Mase about avoiding aging with massive plastic surgery. Plus 10.

"There is life. There is death. Fishies go to heaven." - Bruce. Simple but profound wisdom from the family patriarch. Words to live by for all. Plus 5.

Rob Kardashian Tattoo

Kourtney reveals that Mason's legal guardian is Khloe, not Kim Kardashian. The latter is upset about this, but Plus 50 for the obvious right decision.

Khloe: "I wasn't given a Rubik's cube when I was younger because I get very angry, frustrated, and I threw it at things." Okay maybe not. Minus 5.

As a consolation, Kourtney puts Kim in charge of Mason's finances. Hey, no one knows how to milk millions out of nothing better than Kim. Plus 10.

Rob Kardashian, to convince mom to live in the moment, reveals the latest addition to his arm: a tattoo of Kris Jenner's face! Her face. Minus 200.

EPISODE TOTAL: -130. SEASON TOTAL: -275.

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Kris jenner dead! that so looks like where she needs to be we all can't wait,,, REST IN PEACE KRIS JENNER WE KNOW WHERE YOU WILL BE GOING SO HAVE FUN BURNNING IN HELL.....lol

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kris jenner is disgusting... how awful to be obsessed with everything except enjoying your golden years with your husband. she should be everything a young woman aspires NOT to be.

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This show is called keeping up with the kardashians and kris is a jenner so why is this season so much about her??? I like the show but would rather see plots with all the girls and not kris. And chris is wasy over the top with just about anything she does. But they all keep making money and if people like me keep watching money will be made.

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This episode was crazy, I can’t imagine lying in a coffin like Kris did. Although it’s probably an important topic of conversation it seems like she could have done it later or at least differently. Mason is probably my favorite part of the show, he’s adorable, and I thought that they handled the death discussion well. The tattoo that Robert got was plain and simple as creepy as Kris lying in a coffin. I’ve been watching this show every since my Dish coworker suggested it, and it serves as some great discussions! I record it each week on my Hopper, which I love because when I play back my recordings I can start watching in my living room and continue watching where I left off from any TV in my house. I love the convenience of being able to get work done while I watch because I don’t miss a minute.

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I love all the kardashians they can be weird sometimes but I guess that's a part of my obsession with especially kim and kloe they are my favorite:)

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Chris enough about the funeral thing. Kids do not like to think about losing their mom. Courney i agree fish are a pain. But a nice dog would be a great gift in a few years. Mason is to young. I think you should return the favor to your sisters a big pain the ass fish tank. Lol love watching you guys. Thanks