Honey Boo Boo Quotes: The Best/Most Disturbing

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There went Honey Boo Boo.

The six-year old beauty pageant contestant and her family of eccentrics were introduced to the world on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night. Did you watch?

Have your eyes returned to their sockets after viewing the shenanigans of the Thompson family? Or listening to them explain the origin of the word vagina? Fear not if you missed either of the first two episodes.

We've run down the top quotes from Honey Boo Boo and her relatives below, courtesy of last night's frightening hour-long premiere:

Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. - Mama on the family's cleaning habits.

All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus. - Mama, judging the locals.

I likes to get in the mud because I like to get dirty like a pig. - Honey Boo Boo on one of her hobbies.

We came. We conquered. We done what needed to be done. - Mama on her family.

My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day you can lose a little weight, so I think I'll lose a lot of weight because I'm going to fart a lot. - Chubbs on dieting.

My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. Truth. - Honey Boo Boo, stating the obvious.

I'll stop passing gas when I'm dead. - Pumpkin just being Pumpkin.

No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. - Mama, addressing critics.

It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up. - Mama explaining a nickname for her private part and... oh God, we're gonna be sick...

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This "family" is the missing link. They take the all time prize for their self indulgence. Instead of being on TV, they should be locked up in a mental asylum and studied. And they should never, ever be allowed to have kids. This show(?), along with Toddlers and Tiaras, is nothing more than hi-grade child abuse. I pity these kids when they get older, and they learn they can't have, or do, anything they want, just because of their looks.

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I will never watch this again, they are to stupid to be embarassed. Can everyone say ANNA NICHOLE ????

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I love how it's closed captioned. It's not like they are from a different country ha. I am a fan though:)

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disgusting show! why is tlc running something like this? What kind of network is this? A NEW LOW.

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They are the product of cousin fuckin

Wv peach

It's a biscuit??? I can't help but laugh and be grossed-out at the same time!

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i thought it was funny. They are just being themselves. Whats wrong with that?

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This show will never be on a TV in my house. Notice that the only person with a positive comment does not know the difference between their and they're.

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One of the many reasons why I'm unplugging my t.v. forever....

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Eccentric???? C'mon! Try hillbilly rednecks. Why do we need this crap on t.v?