TLC is about to prove the Mayans right. Because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres on August 8.
The reality show is a spinoff of Toddlers & Tiaras and it stars the six-year old named Alana Thompson who has come to be known as "Honey Boo Boo."
It will also star Thompson's her 12-year-old sister Pumpkin... and her 17-year-old pregnant sister Chickadee... and her 15-year-old sister Chubbs... and her 40-year-old daddy Sugar Bear.
Somewhere, though, even Sarah Palin is shaking her head at how ridiculous these names are. Watch an extended trailer for this madness now and then go hide under your bed. The world may come to an end any day now...