George Boedecker, Crocs Founder, Arrested For DUI; Drunkenly Claims He's Dating Taylor Swift

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The founder and CEO of Crocs shoes was arrested for DUI last weekend, and reportedly told police that they could go "f*%k" themselves "in the ass." 

George Boedecker also revealed in his drunken stupor that he's currently dating Taylor Swift ... a revelation that's probably news to Conor Kennedy.

Boulder, Colo., police responded Saturday to a call about a man who was "drunk as crap" and passed out in front of his 2010 Porsche Panamera.

George Boedecker Mug Shot

The man, 51-year-old Boedecker, told officials he just pulled over to take a nap ... then that his girlfriend was driving. And that she's "batsh*t crazy."

Asked about the girlfriend, George told police she's a really f*%king famous” singer ... then asked officers if they were "familiar with Taylor Swift."

When asked for his address, Boedecker reportedly replied, "I have 17 f*%king homes." Apparently the man has sold a lot of hole-filled sandals.

Police proceeded to arrest him for DUI, at which point Boedecker said he "knew his f*cking rights" ... and told cops to "Go f*%k yourselves in the ass."

George, who the Smoking Gun claims was wearing flip flops at the time, concluded that the cops had made an "enemy for life" and would "f*%king die."

Wow. This story is almost as embarrassing as people over age 7 wearing Crocs.

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