I just don't know why tom cruise does not come out of the closet if you did come out of the closet I think you need simpson band maneros that's me the honor I would like to give him some sweet lovin that he can't get for my woman and I'm talking about the butt love

This whole situation is so creepy and a little depressing. They talk about Tom Cruise selecting his next wife like a presidential candidate selecting a running mate.

Bristol Palin. She's the perfect age and a strong conservative woman who will whip his ass into shape. Plus he'd be a great dad for Trig. AND (plus!) she's of slightly below average intelligence, so will tolerate his eccentricities. AND (major plus!) she looks awesome since her facial reconstructive surgery.

Any cute guy!

I heard the next big one will be Will Smith to win his love!