Hey, have you heard? Tom Cruise is single again.
In light of the actor's divorce from Katie Holmes, and with many believing Scientology is to blame for the couple's split, the National Enquirer quotes an expert on that religion who says Cruise will next marry somebody from within the church.
Specifically, Yolanda Pecoraro!
The actress is a "Scientology princess, perfect for Tom," according to a tabloid source, who adds that Pecoraro has been taking Scientology courses since she was 13 years old.
Moreover, Yolanda admits she knows Cruise and is neither married nor engaged. Score!
"With the embarrassment his divorce has caused the church, they want to stabilize the situation quickly," the insider says, adding that Pecoraro and Cruise met in 2004 and the latter paid for the former to attend Scientology courses in Hollywood.
Even if Cruise somehow does not select Pecoraro, few believe he won't marry again. The only question remaining: which young Hollywood star is in need of the Tom Cruise Bump and will negotiate a contract accept his proposal of love?
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