The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: The Claws Are Out

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Not much can top Tamra's nicknaming Alexis "Jesus Jugs" last week, but with Brooks and Briana stopping by the Real Housewives of Orange County are going to try.

Someone get poor Andy Cohen a helmet. Or vodka.

Let's get to part two of the RHOC Reunion with our THG +/- review.

Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion

Andy addresses Gretchen and Alexis' falling out first. It's clear that Alexis is more upset about this than Gretchen is because her hands are flapping around like she's trying to direct an airplane to landing.

Nose job. Sinus surgery. You didn't have my back. Yes, I did. Whatever. If Alexis attempts to look down her new nose any more she's going to go cross-eyed.

And now Alexis' Fox 5 segment comes up. Gretchen pulls out an email that proves that Fox 5 wanted her first. Alexis says the producer said they'd never offered Gretchen the job. Neither woman can see that a producer might say whatever needed to be said to get the job done. Minus 12.

Tamra ends that bit by asking if Alexis still works at Fox 5. She doesn't.

The first question Andy has? How many square feet in her house. 14,300 square feet. Not including the garages and the loggias. And she needed a bigger house for what reason? Minus 4.

Andy brings up Bowgate. Heather admits that maybe she made it a bigger deal than it was. Plus 12.

Up next? Brooks.

It seems like this is the first time Vicki's seen just how nuts she was at the end of the season, judging by the look on her face. This should be interesting.

Brooks clarifies that he doesn't have four kids with three women. He has four kids with two women.

And then he says that all of his affirmations for Vicki are related to the fact that he's southern and that that's how southern men do things. I've lived in the south my entire life, y'all, and this is not how men down her do things. Minus 5.

Alexis and Vicki

Tamra thinks Brooks studied the show to learn how to get to Vicki. Interesting.

Brooks then says he was "protecting his lady" from Tamra's eye roll. Because eye rolls are the new weapons of mass destruction. Minus 8.

He also says he wouldn't take relationship advice from Tamra because doing that would be like taking financial advice from someone who's bankrupt. Zing!

Alexis chimes in to defend Vicki and Brooks and is met with a "shut up, dingbat" and "You're so not relevant" from Tamra. Double zing!

Gretchen's relationship with Slade is up for discussion next. It's still Slade's pesky debt that keeps them from being engaged. Slade drives her to appointments. He books her gigs. He schedules her training sessions. She's not paying him for any of it. Minus 15.

In true Vicki fashion, she makes this all about her. If Slade's not an opportunist, Brooks isn't either. And apparently, Eddie's a smooth-talking a**hole? Gah. Vicki. I'm done with you. Minus 12.

The conversation ended with Gretchen calling Vicki a hypocrite. Again.

Briana's on the couch now and surprise! She's pregnant! Again, in true Vicki fashion, she cried for half an hour when she found out Briana was pregnant. Minus 3.

Briana and Ryan moved in with Vicki. So now Briana, Ryan, Vicki, AND DONN all live in the same house. Because it's a big house.

Briana's still pretty hesitant about Brooks. As in, she has nothing to do with him. Briana's take is that Brooks just wants to be Vicki-the-Real-Housewife's boyfriend and not the Real Vicki's boyfriend. Tamra agrees. Plus 8.

Brooks outed Briana's pregnancy and her family wedding to local radio. And Vicki keeps defending him. Minus 30.

And then Vicki called her daughter a liar. On television. Minus 10.

Real Housewives of OC Reunion

Briana mentions, again, that Vicki probably had an emotional affair with Brooks long before their relationship became physical. Gretchen calls it "weird" because of accusations that Gretchen cheated on Jeff. Vicki says Donn had an affair for 20 years. And then slams Tamra for dating Eddie while she was married to Simon.

There's a whole lot of cheating going on, y'all.

Briana's the voice of reason and Gretchen's on the verge of tears. Pass out some tissues. Or the booze.

As a recap of the season, Heather says she had fun and hopes she and Alexis left everything in Costa Rica. Alexis says she's going to try to be a better person every day. Gretchen says this was an emotionally tough season. Tamra's had a lot of change in her life, including gaining Gretchen as a friend and losing Vicki. Vicki's confused. Just drink already, people.

Cheers, y'all.



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Tamera is such an ugly person inside which now shows on the outside. Heather looks like she had botox and she always lectures and is a know it all. I use to like gretchen but she is currently under tameras spell. Yuck


Team Tamra, Gretchen & Heather! Loved the Part about the Fox 5 segment. And How Tamra closed it by saying "do you still work there?" And watching Alexis expression?!?! Priceless! I must say, Tamra is a knee slapper ... That's for sure!


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Tamra doesn't even know what the true meaning of being a friend is! All she does is put her nose in where it doesn't belong, and talks about others so her messed up life won't be seen! Tamra ONLY likes Heather, because she has $ and thinks she will benefit from it somehow, and knows Heather is no threat to her, because she isn't as pretty as Alexis. Besides Vicki, Alexis has shown WAY more class than Tamra, Heather, and Gretchen, and has been an example of what a real woman, mother, and wife stands for. From the get go I seen how jealous Heather was of Alexis, so did Tamra, that's why they became close, and did everything to down talk Alexis, but it only made them look like a bunch of ugly, self centered, low class females along with Gretchen!


Awful, shallow, disgusting women, all 5 of them. If I were Brianna, I'd have to fight the daily urge to stick a shotgun in my mouth just from the thought of sharing DNA with one of those hags. May you all get cancer of your womanly parts before season 8. XOXOXOXO!


Love Love Love Tamera and Gretchen and Heather....Hope Jesus Jugs leaves and works on her trampoline park and Vicki should get a facial.


You are so right Krissy, Tamara is wicked crazy and has personality disorder!!


I can not stand Heather or Tamra. Tamra is just plain vindictive and Heather is the most narcissistic person on the face of this earth. Heather thinks as long as she is being " honest" she can say whatever she wants even if it's mean and hurtful. Well, I can't wait until Tamra turns on Heather. That will be a smack down like no other. Alexis and Vickie should make popcorn and be arena side for that cat fight! Gretchen can be the girl that holds the round number cards and circles the boxing ring. Ha


I can NOT believe how Vicki's daughter Briana threw Vicki under the bus, and acted like Tamra, and Gretchen! It was so hurtful to see a daughter go against her own mother, and basically side up with the 2 most hypocritical, nasty, back stabbing, fake females(Tamra & Gretchen)in all of the history of The Housewives of the O.C!Who does that?! Really Briana! Grow up, and stop acting like a lil girl that is jealous of her moms relationship, and Thank God you have such a beautiful, strong, loving, classy mom like Vicki, and not have a messed up embarrassing mom like Tamra & Gretchen! Tamra & Gretchen are 2 of a kind, and alll I have to say is KARMA will be both of yours just reward! Also Heather, OMG! stop trying so hard to be something you are not!! Vicki, and Alexis you 2 showed more class, and morals than them 3 females!!!

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