The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: Cat Fight, Part One

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Two weeks after The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, the women are sitting down on Andy Cohen's couches in Part One of the Season 7 reunion.

Will Alexis get an apology for being called phony? (Probably not.) Will Vicki have to defend Brooks? (Probably.) And how many times will she say "love tank"? (One time too many.)

Let's find out in THG's Real Housewives of Orange County +/- recap!

Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion

Tamra's hair is as big as Alexis' boobs. Minus 5.

We're 60 seconds in and Vicki's already lamenting the fact that Brianna eloped and almost had cancer. Minus 10.

Andy just pointed out that Gretchen and Tamra have swapped hairstyles. Which explains everything. And he's wasting no time asking about Vicki's fur coat. Plus 2.

Alexis says the reason she mispronounced Katie Couric's last name is because she has an accent. You know, like the British. Minus 4.

Here it goes, Alexis and the infamous Fox 5 news reporter scandal. She says that Jim's douche-maneuver in virtually everything regarding Alexis and what she wants, is just because he has a strong personality. Heather calls her out on it and says it's like he's her Daddy. Then she slams Tamra saying "she's still married."

Heather used the word "maligning" like she thinks Alexis knows what that means. Plus 10 for good vocabulary.

In this argument between Heather and Alexis? Heather wins. Mostly because she understands words. And mortgages.

Alexis and Vicki

Tamra's recap is up next. Seriously, her hair is huge!

After Eddie proposed, he re-proposed in front of her kids when they got home. Plus 10.

Tamra said her mouth has gotten her into a lot of trouble. At least she's aware. Vicki's disappointed by the distance between she and Tamra after this season. Both are saddened by the recent Vicki-Tamra feud.

Something that makes Tamra happy is her friendship with Gretchen. Vicki thinks Tamra's unable to have more than one friend at a time. Vicki, jealousy's an ugly look. Minus 3.

Vicki blames Tamra for the reason she didn't like Alexis for so long. Alexis says that she and Vicki have been working on their friendship since last season.

Andy Cohen just said "love tank." Minus 25.

Heather and Gretchen

And now there's a montage of Brooks and his positive affirmations. There's not enough pinot grigio in the world to make him tolerable.

Donn and Brooks apparently get along swimmingly. Vicki, apparently, almost ripped Donn's girlfriend's eyeballs out.

Gretchen says Vicki's not sincere in what she says. "Correct," Vicki replies. But she's not a hypocrite. Minus 10.

Vicki says she's told Brooks to "get his sh*t together" regarding his child support issues and reveals that she's known him for five years and wrote a letter to the judge to get him out of jail when he was tossed into the clink for not paying. Juicy!

She just can't seem to grasp how hypocritical she's been with Slade and Brooks' similar situations. Minus 15.

Phony-gate 2012 is upon us.

Real Housewives of OC Reunion

Alexis feels like the women ganged up on her, which is probably true. And Heather said "maligned" again. Alexis still doesn't know what it means. Tamra said her blow-up at her coffee date with Alexis was the result of Alexis pushing her into it. And then Alexis called Tamra bitter and old.

Gretchen says she warned Alexis that Phony-gate was coming when they were on the plane ride over to Costa Rica and then Alexis tells Andy that Gretchen's lying about her hair extensions. Because those two things are related. Minus 3.

Vicki says she'd never want anyone to "gang bang" Tamra. So that's good.

Heather accuses Alexis of being rude to the crew and department store employees. And then Tamra shouts "You are PSYCHOTIC, JESUS JUGS." And I died. Plus 40.

EPISODE TOTAL: -3. SEASON TOTAL: -364.

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and OMG...defined beauty....and all you other gals....I totally agree!! Heather is trouble!! Tamara is a wanna be Alexis...person!!! LMBO!!! She wishes she looked that good!! How dare her attack Alexis like that!! And even attacks Vicki...cuz she's got a new rich friend called Heather?? Really?? This girl is a gold digger!! Her fiance should drop her on her fake bitch ass!! Just saying!!

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Tamara is the biggest bitch I have ever seen!! I read her like a book!! She is soooo damn jealous of Alexis...you can see it on her face!! I am soooo sorry for her new fiance!! God love him!! He is a cutie...and so sweet!! She doesn't deserve him!!! I am tired of her fakeness and tears!! Heather is turning out to be a real bitch!! Gretchen just follows the crowd!!! Loser!! I have the most respect for Alexis and Vicki....they have been sooo attacked....but attacked only by women that are soooooo freaking jealous of them!!! You go Vicki...if your happy...who cares what they say?.....Alexis your gorgeous... hold your head up!!! I love you both! Hang in there! Love from Texas!! We recognize fake bitches when we see them!! It's obvious to America...;)!!!

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Tamara is the epitome of trailer trash......

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Heather is a great addition this season; humor, class, great mother, and a strong confident woman. I'm actually glad to see Gretchen and Tamra getting along instead of all that non-sense arguing. I'm sorry but Vicki has her "love tank" so full she isn't listening to the people who really care about her (her son & daughter). Oh and what can I say about poor Alexis, she just needs to stop talking and get help all around. Hopefully it will come with some speech and vocabulary lessons. Does she actually watch the shows and see what everyone is talking about?

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Alexis, stand tall, don't let the jealous girls on the playground bring you down. Heather is jealous of you, and she's the reason why Tamra is such a B**** to you. Heather started it all.

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You go Vicki! Tell Tamra where to go. She's nothing but a bully.

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Heather is an instigator.

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Tamra is practically psychotic, and how she thinks she's "smarter" than Alexis, is laughable. Her intellectual capabilities is that of a spolided child. How smart do you have to be to blatantly disrespect another persons religion by saying something as stupid as calling Alexis "Jesus jugs". Tamra should do everyone a favor and close her glaringly ignorant mouth.

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I'm am so upset that NO ONE seems to get that Tamra is a complete Bully and it's her that says the worst things ever to another human being. She has such low self-esteem that she has to pick on everyone else before they get her. Poor Alexis, she can't win for losing with this crazy bunch of women. Is she phony, yes I would say a little but the biggest phony is Tamra. Vicky, Vicky, Vicky what can I say...the table has turned on you and NO ONE likes your man but I say do your thing and learn from your mistakes because you get what you put out. Gretchen is just to happy that she isn't in the hot seat this season and is loving every minute of it but she must choose her own friends because Evil Tamra will sure turn on you and I bet it will happen soon. Tamra is class-LESS and a low life person to me and hopefully we will see the tables turn on her next season. She couldn't keep two husband and I bet she can't keep the third one...wait for it!!!

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I felt bad for Alexis tonight. I thought Heather's "if everyone says you're dead, it's time to lay down" comment was mean-spirited and I agree with everyone else. Heather is starting to become a Tamra. She started out the season likable and a voice of reason but after the Costa Rica trip, it went all downhill. I'm not a huge Alexis fan but I loved her zingers at Tamra and Gretchen. You could tell the "I'm still married" comment hit Tamra where it hurt but she deserved it for talking about Alexis and Jim's marriage. Gretchen..ugh...Gretchen, has thrown Alexis's friendship under the bus for Tamra of all people. Give it time. Tamra will turn on Gretchen and Slade again and Alexis will be expected to pick up the pieces. As for Vicki...I knew from season one that Vicki was hypocritical beyond belief and she got owned on the issue tonight at the reunion. Can't wait for PartII next week!

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