The Real Housewives of New York City: Dirty Ol' Dad

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The Real Housewives of New York City travel down to Miami to meet up with "Dirty Ol' Dad." The ladies brought their swimsuits, their heels and plenty of crazy as we recap it all in our THG +/- review.

Miami is beautiful. The sun, the sand, the surf.  Why do the Housewives have to bring along their craziness?

Aviva's Fish Face

But let's start off with Carole. Since someone is offering to make her new novel into a TV show, finishing it is kind of important. The problem is she's been working on it for four years and she's can't stand to write about her protagonist for one minute more. Minus 10. If Carole doesn't like her main character, why will any else?

Off to Miami we go where the ladies check in with Carole's friend Ranjana at her palace in the sky. Plus 11 because the place is amazing. The view is spectacular and even Aviva with her fear of heights manages to hang out on the balcony.

Ranjana shows the ladies how to do face yoga which she obviously takes quite seriously. It might sound silly but it definitely works for Ranjana. At 56 the woman has beautiful skin. Plus 8.

That Ramona and Sonja manage to act like disruptive brats is no surprise. It seems to be the way they act at all parties.

Aviva quickly learns that Ramona is the equivalent of the Energizer bunny on drugs. Minus 12 because somehow on this trip she's is even wackier than normal.

First she is obsessed with Aviva's prosthetic leg being in the pool to the point that she makes a scene and orders Aviva out of the water.  Minus 15.  Ramona's treating Aviva like she's a child? Aviva lost her leg decades ago. She certainly knows how to handle her prosthetic and even if she ruins it, it's not as though she doesn't have the money to replace it.

It really bothers Aviva but the girl needs to stand up for herself. She runs around complaining to Carole and Sonja instead of telling Ramona to cut the crap.  Minus 10.

It's hard to decide whose behavior is worse, Ramona or George's. 

What can we say about George? He is sex obsessed. He has no filter. He has no manners. He may be perfect for Sonja.

Really, there's nothing cute or sexy about George. He is a well tanned dirty old man looking to cop a feel any chance he gets. Minus 13. He doesn't need a roll in the hay. He needs a good slap to learn to mind his manners.

Unfortunately the slap never happens. Carole finds the dirty old man routine amusing while Ramona and Sonja seem happy just to have the attention.  But minus an additional 13 when George goes from sex crazed fool to pervert as he nudges his erection into Sonja's backside at a club. I was really hoping that someone would throw the old man in the pool to cool off.

Dirty Dad

Then we have Ramona who besides bullying Aviva on multiple occasions about her leg, also kicks her out of the guest bathroom in her own home. And it doesn't end there.

Ramona and Sonja are so late to the dinner party that it causes Aviva to curse and send Mario to try and prod them along and that's after they manage to break the guest shower.  Minus 8. What the heck were they doing in the shower when they broke the hardware off the wall?  Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

Why was Ramona in someone else's kitchen telling the staff how to serve dinner?  Minus 10. Does the woman have any idea how to be a guest in someone else's home?

The entire trip was awkward and uncomfortable and Aviva seems to be nearing the end of her rope.  What happens when she finally can't hold on?  We might find out next week.

EPISODE TOTAL: -72. SEASON TOTAL: -205!

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Obviously anyone hanging around Ramona,Sonja and the fake ass master manipulator LuAnne would find it impossible to hang on to their composure.Romona and LuAnne are just plain mean and poor Sonja, while I don't see her as mean, is a extremely lost soul,obviously hurting and drowning in alchohol with little dignity remaining.Hopefully she finds help as I believe there is a good person inside.LuAnne is deceitfull and manipulative and totally delusional regarding having class...she has none, makes my stomache churn...the operative word is 2 faced boring

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Aviva's dad George biggest douchebag in television history .

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At least you know where you're at with Ramona. She is forthright and if you accept her for who she is you know you have a friend.

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This is the worst of all the Housewives show. These ny women have zero class.I am ashamed to say I am from N.Y. Carol is a rich princess? What the heck is with those teeth.All that money and you can't get dentures that fit your mouth. And Aviva PLease get some therapy. You are amused by your father coming on to you all the time. Honey that is what we call child abuse. You need help from years of that. Where was mom? Heather is weird and Aviva's father is just disgusting. Because he is rich it is o.k. to talk smut? I can't believe Bravo is showing this crap on tv. Worse than Jerry Springer. I can't imagine the Kennedy's being proud of this show. I am from N.Y. and believe me this is not the cream of our crop.

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That's why she doesn't have wrinkles. And what do you think Sonja means, Aviva, when she basically says George has game b/c he's loaded instead of his special personality. DUH. Otherwise, he probably couldn't even get Reid's mom...who it appears he thinks is too old for him even though she's probably his junior too and has just as cool and funny (without all the annoying sex jokes) of a personality and too cute.

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Nice to see Aviva and Carole get a dose of what Ramona's been serving Heather since day one.
Who is Ramona to accuse Ranjana Khan who has plenty of money, of only buying her condo in an "up-and-coming" area simply to "buy cheap and sell big". Ramona's mouth is wreckless. Perhaps that's why Heather didn't invite Ramona around her business cohorts, that wreckless mouth of hers.

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This was the sorriest excuse for a vacation that we've been witness to. Did someone pay this old man to be the most obnoxious character ever to grace the realtiy show genre. I wonder if people are beginning to catch on to the opportunistic nature of the countess. I wonder if now you realize that is was her to put the steel wedge between Bethany and Jill. Her and the young french guy are a joke. Lastly, there is something seriously wrong with Ramona, I guess the bulging eye Hypothyroidism sans meds is finally catching up, I believe her and Mario may be the same person trying to one up each other to get the last word in.

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where does Aviva get her swimsuit!! IN LOVE!

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OMG Ramona still exists on Reality TV. How about The Really Desperate Housewives of New York City¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

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Looks like heather was smart not invite ramona to London!