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A pair of celebrity gossip tabloids apparently have their collective fingers on the pulse of all things Suri Cruise. It’s like they’re reading her every thought.

According to In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine, the youngster’s thoughts on the recent bombshell Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce are quite clear:

Team Tom.

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If you believe this (dis)reputable pair of magazines, Suri Cruise was won over by her dad during his recent get-together with her – a $170,000 getaway.

Possibly accompanied by Scientology chaperones, the lavish reunion clearly did the trick, with Suri allegedly pleading to be with Tom over Katie now.

Suri Cruise, mind you, is six years old.

Despite this fact – and that the two settled their divorce and custody pact already in a relatively amicable manner, we’re supposed to believe this?

In (slightly) more comprehensible news, the stunning Yolanda Pecoraro is said to be in the running to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise for a few years.