Snooki needs to have this freaking kid already.
Listening to her ramble on about pregnancy makes the expression "TMI" seem inadequate and makes Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic seem profound.
The Jersey Shore star doesn't seem to be responding well to the myriad physical changes brought on by pregnancy. Especially when it comes to her boobs.
"I actually want a big belly now, so I don't mind having brownies or fries," she recently told Us. "The only thing is, I've also gone up a cup size: I'm a D now."
"I just hate my boobs so much!"
Gaining a cup size or two is common (see Jessica Simpson cleavage), but since Snooki isn't looking forward to breastfeeding, it's not a cause for celebration.
"It just looks so painful and gross ... It's kind of like you're a cow, and you just milk it?" she said on Good Morning America when asked about the subject.
Last week, Snooki also shared with us the joys of Jionni LaValle tapping that booty and their unborn baby cheering on her orgasms ... seriously.