Octomom: Empowered by Porn!

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As of this week, you can take Octomom: Home Alone into your own home, as the self-pleasuring pornographic film starring Nadya Suleman hit stores on Monday.

Try not to lose your lunch as you view its official trailer:

Faced with criticism for appearing in such a movie, Suleman recently spoke to CBS affiliate KPHO in Phoenix and made it clear that she doesn't care what the public thinks. She is touching herself on camera for 14 reasons only: her kids.

“They take precedence,” Octomom said. “It's no one's business how I live life, raise my children or generate revenue to raise my children."

And this includes a recent stripping gig in Florida.

Octomom said it was "unfathomable" that she would do such X-rated things to earn money back in 2009, but times have changed, the economy is in bad shape and, oh yeah… she's a single mother to 14 kids!

"There's really nothing I won't do to support them or care for them," she said. "Every good mom or dad can identify with that, providing for their safety, their well-being."

And how else might Octomom raise funds?

"I'm pulling out strengths I never knew I possessed," she said, adding that she's "empowered" by her life in porn and dabbling in numerous areas, including online ventures and "music."

Oh God, no. Please, please, please. Just... no.

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