It's Paris Fashion Week, which means one thing: we're about to be bombarded with countless examples of hideous outfits that pompous designers and celebrities pretend are hip and chic and totally the next trend.
In reality, they're just stupid looking.
Case in point: Kim Kardashian and the following black dress, which appears to be growing some kind of weed along one side of it. She may wanna call in an exterminator for this monstrosity...
Kardashian, of course, is accompanied here to the Stephane Rolland Fashion Show by boyfriend Kanye West, about whom she recently gushed to Oprah.
Might these two shack up? Get married? Have kids? We'll save those pressing questions for another time and focus instead now on the contraption attacking Kim.
Give this dress a grade: