Kate Middleton, Gold Digger? Prince William, Wife Spoofed in Chinese Panda Cab Ad

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Kate Middleton, the People's Princess, is a down-to-earth girl by all accounts ... except in this taxi commercial from China that parodies her as the opposite.

In the clip, a Kate lookalike stands outside with a fax Prince William and Queen Elizabeth II, complaining, "I didn't marry royalty to schlep around in a taxi."

They do look a bit like Will and Kate, too. The Queen impostor? Not so much.

William attempts to reason with his beautiful wife, "But darling, Granny is right. The commoners want to see us tightening our belts and all that."

"Rubbish, people want to see that they can be like us if they just work hard," Kate responds. The Queen then mockingly asks, "Like you did?" Ohhh!

"Now, now, Granny," William says. "We all know that it's I who fell for Kate."

"That's right, I didn't even fancy him at first," the faux Kate Middleton says. "Don't you remember? You had to practically beg me for my phone number."

Fortunately, of course, Wills had Panda Cab on speed-dial. Within seconds, a car appears, whisking the trio away to the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

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I couldn't care less about these people (I didn't even bother to watch the wedding, even though I was home at the time and had plenty of time on my hands), but I don't understand why the Chinese think they are allowed to breach every civilised law - not to mention rules of conduct - regarding the rest of the world.
No, let me rephrase that: why ARE they allowed to do so?

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Kate you are a real gold digger, self center, vain girl, lazy she never didnt anything in her whole live, she has always been maintained by her parents, she was just concentrating in catching Prince William.. but i am sure i know many of people who used to go to Kate's school, her family is was not rich, now they are pretending to come from a wealthy all fake....

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Well i am not so sure her family is than wealthy, they are just middle class, in fact they used to live back in times in a council flat. They have a party mail business, but the items don't give that big margin to become rich overnight. They have a wealthy uncle and probably the fact that kate was dating back them the prince, it opened many doors.She is a real gold digger, i am sure if William was a taxi driver or shop assistant, she wouldn't have cared for William even for a second..

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I wouldn't say she's a gold digger having a rich daddy and all, but she did chase him around the world making sure she was always where he would be at - so let's just say she' a good manipulator