Kate Middleton Cover Depicts Duchess With Rotting, Yellow Teeth

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A new magazine cover featuring Kate Middleton is causing quite a stir.

Because the Duchess rarely (okay, never) poses for magazines, they're forced to snag and edit images on their own for the celebrity gossip, etc., that they're teasing.

The New Republic has gone further than ever before, however, marring the lovely face of Kate Middleton with Photoshop and giving her rotting yellow teeth.

See the cringe-worthy image below. Why would they go there?

Kate Middleton Cover

The cover story is not about Catherine nor royals in general, but rather the decaying state of the British economy and government ... hence the metaphor.

As for why Kate Middleton, and not a figure of the actual government (or the actual monarch Queen Elizabeth II), was chosen for the cover, we can't say.

Okay, we can ... it was done because Kate, for better or worse, has become the symbolic face of the country, and so we'd discuss the image above.

Political commentary aside, that's a little rough. Follow the link for actual Kate Middleton photos, in which her smile (and everything else) looks flawless.

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That's a spot on depiction of British teeth. Worst on the planet and they are somehow proud of it. Yuck!

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The irony is appropriate... it is no secret that the British have the worst teeth on the globe. They apparently do not believe in floride treatment, 6 month cleanings or orthodontists.

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There are many other ways to get your perspective of a decaying Brittain across without stooping so low as to defame the portrait of a lovely young lady who hasn't brought any harm to country or its citizens. She was used in this cruel and boorish attack for no larger offense than being the newest member of the royal family. My wish for you is that "What goes around comes around comes around".

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There are many other ways to get your perspective of a decaying Brittain across without stooping so low as to defame the portrait of a lovely young lady who hasn't brought any harm to country or citizens. Her portrait was defamed in this cruel and boorish manner for no larger offense than simply being the newest member of the royal family. My wish for you is that "What goes around comes around".

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How mean spirited and cheap can u get to sell a magazine? This is pathetic. And I have always defended americans as generous and even-handed. How sad.

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She is not pretty.

Kate Middleton Biography

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Reading, England
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Kate Middleton
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