Kate Middleton Cover Depicts Duchess With Rotting, Yellow Teeth

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A new magazine cover featuring Kate Middleton is causing quite a stir.

Because the Duchess rarely (okay, never) poses for magazines, they're forced to snag and edit images on their own for the celebrity gossip, etc., that they're teasing.

The New Republic has gone further than ever before, however, marring the lovely face of Kate Middleton with Photoshop and giving her rotting yellow teeth.

See the cringe-worthy image below. Why would they go there?

Kate Middleton Cover

The cover story is not about Catherine nor royals in general, but rather the decaying state of the British economy and government ... hence the metaphor.

As for why Kate Middleton, and not a figure of the actual government (or the actual monarch Queen Elizabeth II), was chosen for the cover, we can't say.

Okay, we can ... it was done because Kate, for better or worse, has become the symbolic face of the country, and so we'd discuss the image above.

Political commentary aside, that's a little rough. Follow the link for actual Kate Middleton photos, in which her smile (and everything else) looks flawless.

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TOO FUNNY !!! She thinks she is so fricking "all that". She's not, in fact she's BORING. Princess Diana was FAR more beautiful and charismatic than that non-thing with zero bloodline ancestry. I hope the divorce happens soon, kate and her often hideous fashion sense are too much bad taste.

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Can't the brain dead reporters at The New Republic find real news to repost? Is manufacturing news the best they can do with all of the newsthat's out there? What's next, is the sky going to fall?

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Why b mean 2 sm one thats dn nothing 2 u u shouldnt judge anyone famous or not shame on u money is really the root to all evil

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Have you seen her husband teeth, just as yellow. I think it is just a British thing, as I have many from Britan and 99% have very bad teeth.

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yo trinity, u a fake cuz dey peoples u b tryin to imitate don't be spellin that goods.

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This magazine fell for the contemporary saying that any publicity is good.

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You mean to tell me all that dam money them MF got,this B walkin round with yellow/rotten teeth.....Well no royal-kissing her azz then cause if them teeth rotten, you know that breath stank too.

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Not in good taste at all to attack an innocent person...

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You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope no one buys your magazine. The Duchess has displayed nothing but class, obviously something you are missing. This is a poor excuse at an attempt to sell your lousy magazine.

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you people are mean if you did that to me i'd sue your asses i'v had troble with my teethe all my life even tho i go regurly to the dentist

Kate Middleton Biography

Royally Pretty Girl A celebrity gossip mainstay since at least 2006, Kate Middleton is Prince William's lady friend. These two dated off and on for many... More »
Born
Birthplace
Reading, England
Full Name
Kate Middleton