Kate Major: Pregnant with Michael Lohan's Child!

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Kate Major is reportedly pregnant with Michael Lohan's baby, and all we have to say it:

Ummm.... congratulations?

Kate Major with Michael Lohan

The very-much-on/even-more-off couple has not officially been an item in months.

In fact, Major called the police on Lohan as recently as April, claiming he showed up at her place of work and refused to leave. Michael, however, asserted at the time that the twosome were actually shacking up... despite Kate actually having a restraining order against her supposed boyfriend.

The pregnancy, first reported by TMZ, appears to back up Michael's account.

A rep for the couple confirms Major is expecting, and an insider says she's in her first trimester. Yes, this means the baby was actually conceived when his/her father was legally barred from having contact with his/her mother. That's just hilarious.

Incredibly, impending half-sister Lindsay Lohan may be the most stable relative this poor child ends up with.

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Women and also men, be careful of who you sleep with.

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WHERE'S ALL THE COOL INTELLECTUAL STUFF .? IS THIS RETARD SITE , AGAIN .. LEFT WING-NUT SITE ONLY FOR PEDOPHILES , ILLEGALS HOMOS ..
OUT A HERE !!!

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I'm going to assume that stating Lindsay as an "aunt" is a joke (although I don't quite know the punchline). Um, dad having kids (no matter how old) equals "it's her half-sibling."

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What a mess. I thought she was still drinking/popping pills... Poor child. They are both bat shit crazy

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Lindsay wouldnt be the babys aunt, it would be the babys sister.

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Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be an "impending aunt" she would be a step sibling...

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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.