Chris Brown Lyrics: 13 Unintentionally Hilarious Lines From Fortune

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Chris Brown, on his new album, shows why he's so successful. With its blend of dubstep, reggae, pop, house, ballads and R&B sex jams, it's got something for everyone.

Lyrically, though, it leaves something to be desired. Unless unintentional comedy is what Breezy's going for on Fortune, in which case, bravo dude.

While there are no references to CB's bottle-throwing fight with Drake - his "I Don't Like" remix takes on that subject - it does include the following gems, most of which involve Brown getting his freak on. Karrueche Tran, be warned:

Chris Brown Fortune Album Cover
  1. "If you love me ... then let it be beautiful." ("Don't Judge Me")
  2. "I'm gonna kiss your other set of lips." ("2012")
  3. "Girl, you sure you wanna slow it down / And you start screaming when I go downtown." ("Sweet Love")
  4. "You better not change your mind ... no is not on option." ("Biggest Fan")
  5. "Pretty motherf---er, I'm gonna put you on the wall." ("Bassline") 
  6. "You're a model? I got bottles, pour it down." ("Bassline")
  7. "Pimps up, hoes down / Ass up, nose down." ("Till I Die")
  8. "Said she you wanna check the pole, I said, 'OK Sarah Palin. So I lay down and lay in." ("Till I Die")
  9. "I be smokin' that fire, and she be smokin' my d--k." ("Till I Die")
  10. "You're hear rumors about me / You can't stand the thought / Of someone touching my body / When you so close to my heart / I won't deny what they saying / Because most of it is true / But it was all before I fell for you." ("Don't Judge Me")
  11. "You would think we in a waterbed / All the sheets are soaked." ("Biggest Fan")
  12. "The stupid things I do, I do it for you." ("Stuck on Stupid")
  13. "Hey little mama all that ass in them pants / Drop it like you're single even though you got a man." ("Trumpet Lights")
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Gud work, u r d best... Keep it up.

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Yeah, I am an old prude. 27 year old prude. Pac had better lyrics and musicality about his songs. Someone who can actually rap and write is luda. But everyone's all stuck up Brown's *ss. Cause they pity the dude for hitting a woman. No logic.

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This is grade A, top of the line music! I love it. All women like to be talked to a little freaky sometimes. I know my girlfriend and wife both love Chris Brown. If you dont like it you're probably an old prude. HAHA.

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Oh, these are lyrics? And they're supposed to have meaning? THAT'S a STRETCH. No fkn clue what he's talking about or what this article is about. That makes me proud of myself.

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Wow chris brown make a decision
U wanna rap or sing! I think u should stick to singing that makes sense

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It borders on insanity and immaturity now doesn't it?

Chris Brown Biography

Chris Brown Tattoo Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he couldn't even buy beer when he first broke onto the scene. But man, this R&B singer... More »
Born
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Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown
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