The Bachelorette Recap: Goin' West Virginia Hood Rat Backwoods on His Ass!

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Emily Maynard showed us a new side of herself on The Bachelorette tonight. We honestly didn't know the girl had that scrappy street fighter in her, but we dig it.

Unfortunately for one guy, this earned him a profane tongue-lashing and a ticket out the door. Fortunately for us, that douchebag will no longer take up screen time.

Who was the recipient of Emily's blowup, and what'd he do to provoke her?

Who else got the boot at the end of the night after the fireworks ended?

Follow this link for a rundown of The Bachelorette spoilers we know so far, including the (alleged) final three. Then read on for THG's official +/- recap!

An Emily Maynard Pic

Ricki and Emily in matching peacoats? Cutest thing ever. Plus 20.

Chris Harrison's purple scarf? LOLZ not so much. Wow. Minus 11.

Sean Lowe gets the one-on-one date, and he'll obviously knock it out of the park, 'cause that's what guys like Sean Lowe do. At everything. Plus only 10 because he's almost too perfect for words and shows up normal guys.

Meanwhile, Alejandro is still on the show. Who knew! Plus 4.

Sean and Emily do their best impression of the Duke and Duchess. Will Emily soon be sporting her best Kate Middleton baby bump? Probably ... since that "bump" is like 97 percent not real. Minus 9 for THG confusing all of you.

Kalon says every day is a "group date" with Emily and Ricki. Ohhh, good one man! What a douche. Just pack your bags now. Minus 15.

Sean sounds like a preacher in the park ... saintly, even. Plus 8.

Emily and Sean's date at the Tower of London? Quite romantic. Plus 6. The whole "love takes no prisoners" card? Quite cheesy. Minus 6.

He should be thankful she didn't go Fifty Shades of Grey on him down there in the dungeon. We know she wants more kids like whoa. Plus 2.

Emily's raspy voice is kinda sexy ... even if it's just because she's sick or lost her voice. Feel better, Em ... but wow. Holy hotness. Plus 8.

Speaking of hotness, how about Sean's charm, kindness and genuine humility? Is any girl watching this not swooning right now? Plus 12.

"The last thing I wanted to do this week is act." - Doug. Really man? That was the last thing that entered your mind this week? Minus 3.

"Shakespeare is HUGE in Mississippi. That's pretty much all we do is sit around and read his plays." - Travis. Joke? Not a joke? Plus 5.

"I have limited understanding of what is going on in my scene." - A surprisingly nervous, visibly uncomfortable Arie Luyendyk, Jr. Plus 15.

We can't decide if Ryan's overconfidence is hilarious or infuriating. Wash.

Of all the guys, Arie and Doug are exceptionally good sports. Plus 15.

Arie: "Ryan is cracking me up, because he's so excited he finally gets to kiss Emily. I'm like, 'dude, it's a play. You're not actually kissing her.'" Plus 5.

Emily Maynard, Arie Luyendyk, Jr. Pic

"If Shakespeare were alive and saw Ryan, he would say 'thouest suck.'" Plus 10.

Emily drinking beer with the guys? Plus 10.

Do the producers feed Ryan these lines? And/or tell him to talk in the Disco Stu-esque voice? He's creepily hysterical. Plus 3.

Kalon actually refers to Ricki as "baggage." Uhh, Minus 100 for saying that in the first place, and for the weaksauce excuse/retraction.

Doug rolls up his sleeves like he's going to throw down. Plus 12.

Props for Doug telling her. Given the nature of what was said, and the fact that it involved Ricki ... it was warranted. Plus 28.

Emily: "I wanna go West Virginia, hood rat, backwoods on his ass." Plus 150.

And she backs up the talk! Plus 50 for cutting him off and telling him to "get the f*%k out" and not even hearing his half-assed excuses.

Why even go on the show if you know Emily's the star? Why say those things to the other guys? Bottom line ... loser got what he deserved.

She doesn't feel the guys had her back? Doug told her! And Emily DESTROYED Kalon by herself! We feel for her, but still, what do you want? Minus 9.

After waiting five weeks for a one-on-one date, Jef with one F is totally getting c*ck-blocked by Jeanne the British etiquette expert. Minus 20.

Plus 25 for them ditching out and going to a local pub.

Emily lost her mojo over the whole Kalon thing. Jef might take things slowly but he's saying all the right things, and Plus 40 for that.

Dance parties all night with Ricki?? Plus 9.

With that kiss, Jef vaults into top-tier status with Sean and Arie. Plus 30. Can anyone else compete with those three? Will be tough.

Ryan? Maybe, but we just don't see it. Minus 5.

Emily is getting the butterflies with Sean, but not in her stomach ... they're in her HEART!! OMG, so mind-numbingly cheesy. But cute. Plus 2.

Arie: "I think I may be going home tonight." Really Arie? Ryan, Alejandro, "Wolf" and the Egg Dude are still on the show! Minus 7.

  • Jef Holm Picture
  • Sean Lowe Picture

Saying goodbye tonight:

  • Kalon (kicked the f*%k out)
  • Alejandro (did not get rose)

Still alive: Sean and Jef (earlier), Doug, Ryan, Chris, John "Wolf", Travis, Arie.

EPISODE TOTAL: +304. SEASON TOTAL: -1.

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Arie is not ready to be a dad, he claims he is but if all he can think about is kissing Emily 24/7, how do u think ricki will think or feel?? Sean was the right one for Emily you could just tell he really cared for her. It's too sad to think Emily doesn't see the mistake she made by sending him home!

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Sean is the right guy for Emily, i was so mad when I watched the show and saw he got voted off. You can tell that Sean really does care about her and her feeling and ricki. I wish she would realize that they are ment for each other and that the other two guys are nice but there just NOT met for her. Sean has all the quallitys I personally think she's looking for. 1.someone who cares for ricki 2.someone who is ready to be a dad and a husband 3. A protector and just everything about him I feel like is great for Emily. The note he wrote to ricki was so sweet. Im just super disapoonted because i personally think he was the right one for her and her daughter.......

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It takes two to tango...she couldn't have gotten pregnant on her own. You are obviously a woman hater...lol. It is the man that impregnates the woman and just as much his responsibility you moron. Southern women do not intentionally do that any more than he intentionally did it to her. It happens. And what do I think she'd be doing if that hadn't happened? Whatever she wanted because she's drop dead gorgeous and could have done entertainment, modeling, acting, hosting, whatever. She was also an event planner I believe and she hosted for nascar. She would be fine and doing awesome no matter what. She's a super strong woman! You are just anti-strong women as so many are. Sad.

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I can't see any relationship with Emily lasting. Ricky will always be Number One for Emily, with the husband a very distant second, and the minute the man says something negative about Ricky, he's out the door. The Bachelorette made a mistake, selecting Emily. Behind the glittering facade, she's predictable, manipulative and easily riled. There is no fun, no humor, no lightness with this woman. Am I the only viewer disappointed?

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Since Ricky is Emily's love child, I think any of these guys is taking a huge risk. Your first love is always your greatest and whomever she picks is always going to be third. First comes Ricky, then herself and then the chosen one. While Kalon used maybe the wrong term, I think he saw future problems with her. No, I didn't like him, but he does have pride in himself and saw future problems. You know she will never move away from her real meal ticket. Brad found that out.

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In my posting from a little while ago, instead of go glad, it should have read so glad. Once again...MY BAD!!!!! Peace.

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I totally agree with Anne...Sean is truly THE ONE for Emily!!! Sean is so HOT HOT HOT!!! I am go glad that Kalon's stupid ass got kicked off last night's episode. And, I hope that Emily doesn't end up with Jef...he seems WAY TOO MORAL!!! Plus, he's from U-T-A-H (aka POLYGAMY state)!!! Need I say more??? Peace.

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i WISH EMILY SHOULD SMART UP NOW. Sean is the real one to be the best for Emily. To be honest I don't like Arie. He's a good looking guy and probably romamntic. But Sean is gentleman and real for Emily.

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jhendrixfan who the hell do you think you are judging women like that? What the hell is wrong with you spitting that shit out of your filthy mouth about southern women. You're a pompous ass for such stupid ass statements. Southern women have pride in themselves and where they are from. Most women regardless of where they are from take pride in themselves, unlike people like you.

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I "agree" & I wish some of you sleezy women would stop calling her trash. She is NOT trash. She is a Classy Southern Woman who really loves her little girl & wants a good 'Daddy' for her. Just whats so "Trashy" about that... Are you "JEALOUS?" yA THINK?