Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream "TMI" even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the "big O" and "swamp ass" seem downright boring. So what's Snook's sex life like? Be forewarned.

Snookie Pregnant

She revealed that she'll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping," she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm."

"What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: "If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!"

Basically, Snooki and her kid won't meet until he can walk.

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can't believe she said that!!

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She's not for real people! This story is not real..... She's just saying this to make headlones and get attention..... Let's face it..... Her pussy probably stinks at night, and her man is going to eat that shit up? Puuuhhlllleeezze.......

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Omfg...she has to be kidding right? I've never been one to judge...but my god she's crazy to think this is normal. This is beyond irresponsible and they shouldnt be allowed near children. This poor child isnt even born yet and he's already doomed. Snooki you need to go to therapy and get your shit straighened out before you ruined your son's life.

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Uh, she thinks her baby is horny? She thinks her bf having sex w/o her consent is ok? She thinks the baby is cheering good ole Mom on to the big O? This woman should not be allowed to raise this child. This is called abuse ppl and this poor baby isn't even born. Not hard to figure out how he's gonna turn out.
Euw.

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Please tell me shes joking? My God, what is wrong with people?

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too bad she is a fake italian she is chilen spanish her adopted parents r italian she is a fake person its like a black person from kenya being adopted by american italians and then he says he is italian bc he is around italian things lol lame

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki