Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream "TMI" even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the "big O" and "swamp ass" seem downright boring. So what's Snook's sex life like? Be forewarned.

Snookie Pregnant

She revealed that she'll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping," she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm."

"What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: "If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!"

Basically, Snooki and her kid won't meet until he can walk.

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NO TAMMY THIS MAKES ME REALIZE WHY OBAMA IS PRESIDENT! Ppl like u! Also, I'm glad u got my point about the priest? That's what I meant. Snooki never claimed to be a role model or a saint or someone to guide children in the right way! She's there for ENTERTAINMET whether it be something u like or not! U make me realize how DUMB out country has become!

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I read all the comments and all I have to say is Snooki is a gross troll who is useless to anyone and anyone that defends that type of behavior needs to have their head examined. But then again, everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that my friend, is mine :)

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Hi Dustin...thanks for reminding me why Bush held two terms...because of idiots like you. If you cant handle other peoples opinions, then go see a shrink or deal with it. The whole world doesnt have to agree with you dear. As far as priests go, Im athiest and most preists are pedifiles so good comparison lol. Your pathetic. get a life will ya

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So TAMMY PETE AND ROXAMME! You guys should be ashamed at how DUMB you all sound! Entertainment is entertainment! If ur kids (teens) choose to emulate these CHARACTERS I think that shows how bad of a parenting job you did! Not SNOOKI! She is making money and Doing it the legal way! Until she comes on tv saying she wants to be ur kids "Role Model" you need to back off and parent your kids! It's not her job or duty! At this point if ur not happy with what ur kids are watching and emulating than that should just show you that you FAILED AS PARENts! When did HOLLYWOOD CREATE ROLE MOdels?!? We create ENTERTAINMET! Take ur kids to church...maybe the Priest will do a better job in parenting them!!!

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MTV needs to be shut down. They r putting more and more garbage on tv. Remember when MTV was actually "music television"? Now any piece of garbage off the street can be on that channel as long as you can drink like a truck driver and act like an idiot. I cant even fathom how this society turned into such a sick sick place to be. No class, No talent, nothing but garbage now. There are no words to describe how this society has declined and continues to decline. Its horrifying

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Scary when your disgusted by sick people like snooki and ppl comment that you must be jealous. This society has gone to Hell. If you think this pig is someone to emulate, ur issues are larger then thinking others are jealous of her

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To begin with, no one in their right mind could be jealous of this immature, unintelligent girl. Her shameful behavior should never be exposed in any venue. Scripted or not, the words are coming out of her mouth. What is needed is to get these reality shows off TV and get these vulgar, untalented, stupid people away from teens who might want to emulate them. They are a disgrace! We need to get back to quality entertainment and talented people, not this trash. This is mere garbage in every sense of the word.

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Jealous people are too funny!!! If your going to put your 2 sense in about someone's personal life that you know nothing about it just proves that your jealous of the person and the things that they have accomplished! That's what is wrong with our world today! They are CELEBRITIES FOR A REASON!!!! They portray a CHARACTER and you form an opinion based on the character they play!!! I bet if I dug through all of your baggage I bet you would be humiliated!!! Don't throw stones if you live in glass houses!!! Stupid people!! Just because they call it REALITY TV doesn't mean it's all real!!! Don't be so fast to judge when secretly you want what you can't have!!!!

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You guys need to chill, like seriously. Im no big fan of hers, but even i will say that what some of you guys are saying is just down right degrading. How can you sit there and say such thing, snooki or not the girl is pregnant. You are all being down right disgusting and it is a shame to read such thing. You seem no better then her right now. What she said is no where NEAR as far as what some of you were saying. She could have been joking, and even if she wasn't what the hell gives you the right? I'd like to see some of you guys read your exact words out to your parents. Just disgusting. I am outraged that your degrading comments are even allowed up here. Down right terrible, you ought to be ashamed.

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She is such trash. No shocker there. But to even say that about your child just shows what a true nut she is, it is just foul to place sexual terms on an unborn child. I remember her talking about having tan babies. Shes gonna be horrified but how untan it is. She will be the next tanning mom ugh

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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