Octomom Porn Cover: Uncovered!

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You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

Octomom Home Alone Cover

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

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Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman