Seductive as Octomom's porn star makeover might have made her, the mother of 14 will not be coming to the stage of a Florida strip joint after all.
Nadya Suleman is reportedly canceling her scheduled stripper gig because she thinks club staffers are talking smack about her, according to TMZ.
Octo was set to get topless at T's Lounge in Palm Beach, Fla., next month, but her rep, Gina Rodriguez, says she pulled out of the deal this week.
Rodriguez says the final straw came in the form of a local news interview.
Not with Octo herself, but with a club bartender discussing her stripper gig and saying she has "a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time" before she got naked.
"She must be a little crazy, normal people don't have that many children."
The guy's not wrong - she had six kids before she got pregnant with the eight that made her Octomom - but Nadya did not take kindly to the remark and pulled out.
If only the IVF specialist had done so three years ago ...