In the hottest news ever (or not), Octomom Nadya Suleman has booked her first gig as a stripper. Try to contain your excitement there, fellas.
Sources close to Octomom say she will be at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Fla., for her inaugural (and hopefully last) stint as a stripper July 11-15.
She'll do two shows a night during that stretch. Thank goodness.
Of course, while T's Lounge is an all-nude club, Nadya will only be going topless. No full Octomom nude action. Or lap dances. Keep dreaming.
Despite vowing to never exploit herself for money, Octomom is feeling so "sexually liberated" since filming her solo porn video. Good to know.
The video is scheduled for release around that time, so she decided stripping would be a good promotional tool. How enterprising of her.
She will reportedly make "thousands" from the gig, not including $1s stuffed in her sexy g-string by oglers. The show is gonna be so epic.