The super model took to Instagram yesterday, posted a shot of herself in a pink two-piece and simply wrote: 50 shades of Miranda.
Really, what else needs to be said?
It's unclear where Orlando Bloom's prettier half took this picture, and it's also unclear why any warm-blooded male would give a darn. Especially when she then followed up the above shot with another one.
Check out that Miranda Kerr bikini pic now and don't worry about thanking us any time soon. We understand. You might need awhile.