Kris Humphries either has bad luck with women or is a total and complete idiot.
Okay, it may be a lot of both.
But just days after Myla Sinanaj was identified as Humphries' new girlfriend, TMZ sources are referring to the hotel employee as the power forward's EX and also reporting Kris has hired to FBI to look into allegations of extortion against Sinanaj.
Attorneys for the free agent have contacted the authorities because they claim Myla has attempted to blackmail their client, demanding a large sum of money in exchange for keeping certain exchanges - in electronic form, either emails or texts - away from the media.
Sinanaj has supposedly threatened to "ruin" Humphries by making this information public.
What could the documentation possibly reveal that would accomplish this goal? Likely something related to Kim Kardashian, which would damage Humphries' plans to milk his former wife out of millions in divorce court.
Either that, or Kris Humphries just has a small penis.