Kim Kardashian: I'm an Affluent Workaholic!

Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of L'Uomo Vogue, and we've got to hand it to the shallow reality star: she makes even less sense than usual in the magazine's cover story!

Just konsider the kontradictions in the following interview excerpt:

I was born rich; it was a classic Californian lineage: lavishness and ostentation, luxury mansions with pools, private clubs, exclusive friendships, and luxury cars.

Despite the affluence, at only 31 I’ve been able to build my own empire in the world of entertainment and, although looks and friendships are important, I want the new generation to understand that if you don’t believe in yourself and in your own ideas, you go nowhere. This is what happened with my new fragrance: I could never have imagined achieving that.

Wow. That truly is impressive of Kim. DESPITE being born into a world of unimaginable wealth, she managed to build an empire? And it all had to do with the power of belief? Not the power of pre-established money and fame? What a role model.

Elsewhere, Kardashian says she's "a workaholic," who would "love never to have to sleep so as not to waste a second of the day."

Now, if you'll excuse her, Kim has to change her Twitter photo and blog about it.