Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo: Pedometer Included!

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It's times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her!

If you're still reading this, you have issues.

Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic

The singer-actress-fashion person has been working out so hard, she's busting out of her athletic gear as part of her post-pregnancy weight-loss plan.

One that will reportedly pay her $4 million, thanks to Weight Watchers.

"Just taking a walk around the block," Jessica wrote. "Street legal???"

The legalities of it all are unclear, but this is clearly worthy of Hall of Fame status within THG's always-enjoyable gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures.

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She's a no talent skank, who cares?

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I can't wait to see her back in fighting form, she's a beautiful woman.

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What a beautifull woman with a great body!!

Ken1

Those 34" are long gone. My, 62 y.o., TWO kids, 34" hips - NO JUNK FOOD!

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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