It's times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her!
If you're still reading this, you have issues.
The singer-actress-fashion person has been working out so hard, she's busting out of her athletic gear as part of her post-pregnancy weight-loss plan.
One that will reportedly pay her $4 million, thanks to Weight Watchers.
"Just taking a walk around the block," Jessica wrote. "Street legal???"
The legalities of it all are unclear, but this is clearly worthy of Hall of Fame status within THG's always-enjoyable gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures.