Happy 38th Birthday, Derek Jeter!

One of the greatest, most successful athletes of our generation turns 38 years old today.

Yes, folks, Derek Jeter is celebrating a birthday, along with a 7-1 New York Yankees win over the Cleveland Indians last night.

The five-time world champion got his 3,000th career hit last year and kicked off 2012 on a blistering pace. He's since slowed down and is currently batting just .304.

But the Yankees are 44-28 and in first place by three games, and we all know Derek Jeter is simply about winning. He's also seen 2010's Sexiest Woman Alive naked on many occasions. That talented, lucky bastard.

Also celebrating birthdays today: Michael Vick (32), Nick Offerman (42), Chris O'Donnell (42), Chris Isaak (56).