Not sure why this story even ranks a spot, but who cares she is a very ugly tramp and he has probably shit his brains out from all the supplements he takes but together they make ugly look good.

NOTE @Bluebonnet corrected our initial mistake. We reported his surname as Gonzales (as did ABC News, which first reported it) when this article was first live. Sorry for the confusion!

Wonder how long it'll be before we hear about how the Civil Rights of "orange folk" are being violated?!? Will we need to make special provisions for their kind in our entitlement programs? Should we expect the emergence of the "Orange Panthers", safe-keeping guardians of their kind? If these pumpkin-shaded people are stopped at airports for a pat down should we expect that they will claim to be victims of profiling? Will we soon hear racially derogatory slurs being callously thrown at these oranged-skinned people such as..."punkin' head", yam-yokels, or cheezy crackers??? Geez, another minority to tiptoe around in the name of political correctness! Suppose Holder will open up a discrimination hotline for them as well!

Well 2 things are apparent. He is interested after the fact of the porn movie, and they say body builders who take steroids (and it certainly looks like he might) have small genitals, and little to no sex drive, so they are a match made in heaven! And to bluebonnet: Learn to read. The article clearly state his name as Gregeda and NOT Gonzales.

Although Frankie G (ugh, it hurt to write that) looks like the type to be a spray-tan addict, remember that bodybuilding competitors paint themselves with ultra-super-fake molasses-colored bronzer so they don't wash out under stage lights. So please please pay off the paparazzi to splash him with a bucket of dish water so we can see if he's actually olive green under all that gunk.