File this under things that happen when you read too many Old School quotes and drink too much beer. And when the cleaning crew does a great job.
Sometimes, it's best to suppress the urge, even if things sound fun.
Watch in amusement as this giddy streaker gets LEVELED by a plate glass door as he attempts to cruise around the neighborhood in the nude.
At least he was holding his, um, prized assets at the time: