Chris Rock CRUSHES Chris Brown on Today Show

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Chris Rock absolutely roasted Chris Brown on the Today Show Thursday in an off-the-cuff bit that left Matt Lauer, Al Roker and Elmo at a loss for words.

As Matt was coming back from commercial, he referenced the lovely New York City weather, which he hopes holds up for Brown's concert Friday.

"We're hoping the same kind of weather hits us tomorrow when we've got Chris Brown out on the plaza," said Lauer. And then this happened:

Rock, of course, never lets a good domestic violence joke go to waste.

"Did you say you hope the same weather HITS you? I hope some weather doesn't SMACK us upside the head," the comedian joked, making an obvious reference to Chris Brown's signature career achievement, beating the heck out of Rihanna.

The entire Today crew couldn't contain their laughter, which is especially funny when you consider that Brown is performing on the show tomorrow.

Sorry, Team Breezy, but there's just no defending your man anymore.

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Hey Sand-dick! When are you going to get the d**k out of your ass? Oh I forgot, you are too busy having too many d**ks in your ass. It would take a kick in the face to release those d**ks from out of your ass. How about I klu klux kick your gay d**k chasing ass back to hell. What is your IQ number? 3 or something! You wet rat smelling coon face, deer looking ass. @Lily, you and sand-d**k are two of a kind, a cross dresser. Right! Lily, do you remember to change your mask? No, you still look like the back of a platypus bitch.

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@Arch
Better than smelling like shit!

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@ Lilly White ppl always smell like wet dog 24/7. Wtf. So u know how ignorant u r & how u sound. Backward ass non educated bully. U R A BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Black people smell funky.

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I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Sandman, you took the words right out of my mouth....Fucking HILARIOUS man.

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@lovey
BIRACIAL....no wonder ur so fucked up! You don't know wheather to say "YEESS SIR MASTER SANDMAN" or "KISS MY ASS NIGGER"....

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As a comic, I've found Chris Rock rather acerbic. I think the reference to Chris Brown is getting rather old. Most abusers are habitual...yet I've not ever read he did this to any other woman. So, he's certainly not of the norm regarding this issue. Drop it!

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Bet you big bucks that Chris Brown cancels now. What a mean whiny brat.

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@thatruth5 thanks :)

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@ TameraDavis, u sound so educated, don't waste ur breath on ignorant ppl

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