Zombie Apocalypse Averted? Bath Salts Ban Passes U.S. Senate

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In the wake of reports that bath salts may have played a role in Saturday's Miami zombie apocalypse attack, the U.S. Senate passed a bill to ban the substances.

Federal legislation criminalizing synthetic marijuana and some bath salts passed the Senate today and is now on its way to the House of Representatives.

The law was not passed as a result of the zombie apocalypse, but as part of the FDA Safety and Innovation Act, championed by Sen. Charles Schumer.

Eugene and Poppo

"Let this be a warning to those who make a profit manufacturing and selling killer chemical components to our teens and children," Schumer (D-NY) said.

"This bill closes loopholes that have allowed manufacturers to circumvent local and state bans," he said of the effort to ban "these deadly synthetic drugs."

Last Saturday, Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot dead by local police on the off-ramp of the MacArthur Causeway in Miami. He was eating another man's face.

As a police officer told Eugene to get off Ronald Poppo, he "just stood ... with pieces of flesh in his mouth and he growled," eyewitness Larry Vega said.

An ER doctor at the local Jackson Memorial Hospital told the Herald that Eugene's attack may have been brought on by psychosis caused by bath salts.

The extreme violence, super-human strength and an urge to shed clothes all correspond with reports of bath salt usage around the United States.

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Congress is trying to ban things based on their conjecture about what may have been the cause? Wow...

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think about it your body has salt in it, too much sodium can cause seizures. Bath salts have much more than just salt and all the componants together could make someone psychic causing the described symptoms. Sooooo yes Virginia there is a Santa claus and yes the behaviors have everything to do with ingesting all those chemicals. Just like trying to smoke fentanyl patches will buy you a ventilator and permanently damaged pulmonary system.

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i doubt that it has to do with bath salts at all how long have they been used

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