Judd Apatow grossed $200M in box office receipts and gave us timeless 40-year-old Virgin quotes with the tale of a man who went without sex into midlife.
Pam Shaw will see that and raise you three decades.
Shaw doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has too busy with her career as a cabaret dancer to settle down. But at age 70, that's about to change.
"Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge," she said. My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."
"I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man, if it's the right bloke. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."
According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.5 years of age, making Shaw's case an incredible anomaly.
Despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with Tom Jones and Roger Moore.
Shaw lived with her mother until her death in 1995 at age 97.
Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.
"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.
Hopefully she finds what she's looking for. Good luck Pam.