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Leave it to Michelle Obama to take the high road. Pun sort of intended.

While appearing on The Daily Show to promote her newest book, American Grown, the First Lady was asked about President Barack Obama's pot-smoking past.

Stewart likened Obama's youth to "the script of a Cheech and Chong movie." Not surprisingly, the Commander-in-Chief's better half had a classy response.

Michelle Obama and Jon Stewart

"He was like many young people," she said, adding that her husband changed his ways in college when "he realized he could do more with his life."

Stewart later tried to a comparison between President Obama and George W. Bush, whose past was also "out there," saying "he really related to that."

"I'm not taking any bait," Obama quickly replied, to Stewart's amusement.

The First Lady is classy and funny, ladies and gentlemen.

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Demi Lovato is currently judging X Factor auditions and will kick off a summer tour on June 12 in Del Mar, California. In other words: she's very busy these days.

But give the singer about a decade and she'll be ready to settle down.

Demi Lovato Cosmo Cover

"I want to be married with kids in 10 years," Lovato tells the latest issue of Cosmopolitan, which is apparently all about sex and nudity for a change.

With what kind of man will Lovato end up? She can't say for certain, of course, but she does dish on one deal breaker:'

"I know one quality I won't tolerate: I would never be with a guy who is controlling."

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This clip is just painful to watch.

In an interview with Martin Short on The Today Show this morning, Kathie Lee Gifford asked the actor about his kids and their occupations - and then thought she was being complimentary by adding:

"And you and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anybody in show business. How many years now for you guys?"

The extremely awkward problem, however, is that Short's wife passed away from ovarian cancer in 2010. Watch the exchange now to see how well Short handled the questions related to him and Nancy.

Gifford Tweeted not long after the interview aired:

"I send my sincerest apologies to Martin Short and his family. He handled situation w/enormous grace and kindness and I'm so grateful."

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Jenelle Evans just got engaged to Gary Head, and already, rumors are flying that the Teen Mom terror may expecting a second child she has no interest in.

The Oak Island, N.C., product has "put on 20 lbs. recently," according to a source because she is pregnant with another baby ... supposedly. Allegedly.

Hey, at least she's in a "stable" relationship at this point. Her engagement to Gary Head has already lasted two whole weeks, beating analyst expectations.

Gary Head and Jenelle Evans

Is she actually pregnant though? We doubt it. It's just hearsay.

Still, "she's so irresponsible, it wouldn't surprise me if she's pregnant," says an insider. "But for her to want another child would be crazy, because it doesn't seem to bother her at all that she doesn't have custody of [2-year-old son] Jace."

Who said anything about wanting one?

Anyway, baby or not, Gary is stoked he gets to see Jenelle Evans nude for the rest of his life, or at least until their engagement ends this summer.

"She just broke up with Kieffer [Delp] a week before the engagement and immediately got back with Gary," the insider explains. "Gary is thrilled, because he had asked her to marry him before and she said no. I guess she changed her mind."

Guess so.

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The mother of an 8-year-old girl presented with a "Catastrophe Award" for the best/most excuses for not doing homework believes her child was humiliated by her teacher.

Christina Valdez said her daughter, Cassandra Garcia, came home one day from class at Desert Springs Academy in Tucson, Ariz., with the paper award.

The document, which looks like a colorful card, says: "You're Tops! Catastrophe Award. Awarded to Cassandra Garcia. For Most Excuses for Not Having Homework!"

The teacher signed and dated the card, which included a smiley face.

The teacher announced the award in front of Garcia's entire third grade class, while other students laughed at her daughter, Valdez told KGUN-TV in Tucson.

When she called to complain, the principal "blew me off," Valdez added. "She said it was a joke that was played and that the teachers joke around with the children."

Valdez told KGUN that she didn't find any of it funny.

"I think it's cruel and no child should be given an award like this. It's disturbing," she said, adding that she was unaware of any problem with homework.

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Paris Hilton and DJ Afrojack have broken up after dating for six months ... In other news, Paris Hilton and Afrojack were apparently dating for like six months.

Says a source close to the random, now-former couple:

"Afrojack had moved into Paris' Beverly Hills mansion earlier this year, and they got serious, very fast ... Paris was really into him and admires his work."

"Afrojack did a lot of the work on Paris' new album  ... He took a lot of criticism for working with her, but he truly does believe that she has talent."

Paris Hilton, Afrojack

"Paris was smitten with him, but Afrojack just wanted to have fun and not be exclusive with anyone. He is on the road practically every day performing in clubs all over the world, and just isn't ready to settle down, whereas Paris is."

Paris is likely to take her recent breakup hard, pals say.

"Paris is having a hard time adjusting to the fact that she just doesn't have the popularity or cachet that she did five years ago," says one confidant.

"Paris obviously has tons of money, but that isn't enough for her. Look, she is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis and she is 31 years old ... You don't see a lot of people over 30 going to clubs, it's almost sad to see."

Seriously. Even John Mayer called it a clubbing career and moved to Montana.

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Jessica Simpson, who became a first-time mother May 1, has debuted her baby daughter Maxwell Drew Simpson on the cover of People magazine.

Since she arrived, "life has completely changed," Jessica says. "From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!"

Here's mom and daughter looking beautiful on the cover:

Jessica Simpson, Baby

Simpson and Johnson gave People an exclusive interview, along with photos of little ball Maxi, who's inherited her mom's eyes and her dad's demeanor.

Recovering from surgery - she delivered via C-section - hasn't been easy, Jess says, and nursing, which she does throughout the day, is now "a full-on job."

Only 3-5 more years to go, according to attachment parenting proponents.

Still, she says, "It's the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her," says Simpson. "I miss holding her and having that closeness."

"We just stare at her all the time. We can't get enough!"

Nor can we. Go buy People for more cute photos!

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Kim Kardashian is not the suitcase bandits at British Airways off the hook. And now we supposedly know why.

Earlier this week, the personality-less reality star Tweeted her dismay over company employees allegedly going through her luggage and swiping items she described as "sentimental and not replaceable."

Handcuffs? Whips? Chains? The director's cut of Kim Kardashian Superstar?

Kim Kardashian and Her Cleavage

Not exactly, a family source tells TMZ.

The culprits stole vintage sunglasses that were given to Kim by her father, Robert Kardashian, and which she only donned on special occasions (or packed alongside her deodorant, apparently).

They also took a number of expensive purses and Tumi luggage.

Kardashian has filed a report with British Airways and has demanded surveillance tapes of the incident. If this footage is not handed over, the insider claims Kim will contact the police.

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An Indiana toddler took the mic at his church recently to sing a hate-filled, anti-gay song featuring the lyrics "Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven."

Even more upsettingly, the crowd loved it.

The video was recorded at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Ind., featuring a young boy on the altar who looks barely old enough to walk.

Not too young to spout this off, though:

He sings, "The Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong. The Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong. Romans 1:26-27; Ain’t no homos gonna make it to Heaven."

The congregation erupts in thunderous applause. Not quite up there with the zombie apocalypse in Miami, but pretty disturbing in its own right.

Romans 1:26-27 reads: "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones."

"In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error."

Between this and the N.C. pastor calling for the death of all gay people, it's nice to see churches spreading peace, love and understanding.

Everyone's entitled to their religious beliefs, but is flat-out bigotry and cruelness the type of message the Lord would approve of? Just asking.

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We've heard about it for years regarding Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: the end is near, the break-up is imminent, he's a total and complete douchebag.

But a new tabloid cover story implies an impending split between the reality star and her baby daddy for a brand new reason: Disick's shady, law-breaking father.

Kourtney Kardashian Tabloid Cover

It's come to the attention of Kourtney and her family that Jeffrey Disick - Scott's 62-year old father - recently turned himself in to the Suffolk County (N.Y.) District Attorney’s Office in the wake of grande larceny allegations. He stood accused of stealing money from a Long Island bank.

Jeffrey eventually pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of petty larceny, paid $6,500 in restitution and was sentenced to 140 hours of community service.

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