Guess his book isn't exactly flying off the shelves.
Levi Johnston, the former fake fiance of Bristol Palin, is penniless and living with his jailbird mom at her home in Alaska, according to a new report.
The father of Tripp has been left broke, sources say, after blowing through an estimated $1 million in earnings on "guns, boats and four-wheelers."
"Levi Johnson hasn't paid child support in nearly two years," a source told the new issue of Us Weekly. "And he has little contact with Tripp."
We're skeptical of this. Not that he's broke, but that he was rich.
If that's true, couldn't he sell some of the stuff back? And how did Levi Johnston earn $1 million in the first place? He was never that famous.
In any case, the 22-year-old recently hit back at claims he is a deadbeat dad, telling Inside Edition: “No, I never will be [a deadbeat dad]."
"I love Tripp more than anything and he is my son but I don't feel like a dad to him. Not by choice, though ... hopefully one day I can be."
That day is coming soon, if not with Bristol.
Levi got Sunny Oglesby pregnant on a hunting excursion. He and his girlfriend are planning on naming their daughter after a gun, Beretta.
You cannot make this stuff up.